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How Often Do You Masturbate?

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How Often Do You Masturbate?
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 4:45 pm (This post was last modified: March 20, 2014 at 5:04 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Does "not enough" count?
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 5:12 pm
So... I don't know... I need at least 3 per week... but sex can take it's place and, being married, helps with the sex detail...sometimes.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 5:22 pm
If I'm in a relationship I still masturbate twice a week or so. If not, everyday. I've kind of been waiting for my sex drive to drop as I get older, but it doesn't seem to be happening.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 5:35 pm (This post was last modified: March 20, 2014 at 5:36 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
(March 20, 2014 at 4:13 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: I didn't put this thread in Area 69 because it's not asking for any details about masturbation, but if the mods want to move it there, that's fine.

How often do you masturbate?

I used to watch Oxygen After Dark all the time and they had Talk Sex with Sue Johanson on a lot, and I distinctly remember her recommending to a woman that she masturbate three times a day. I was all,

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To answer my own question, if my hormones are at a normal level, daily.

On average once a week now. I desire to do it more but am trying to learn self-control. I used to Chronically masturbate multiple times a day but I've learned it causes more perversions and addiction.

That is very interesting that you do so daily. I'm guessing few women masturbate daily. How long does it take till mission accomplished?
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 5:41 pm
(March 20, 2014 at 5:35 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: On average once a week now. I desire to do it more but am trying to learn self-control. I used to Chronically masturbate multiple times a day but I've learned it causes more perversions and addiction.

That is very interesting that you do so daily. I'm guessing few women masturbate daily. How long does it take till mission accomplished?
Usually about 5-10 minutes. Same for sex with a partner. I'm either turned on or I'm not, if I'm not turned on then it's just not going to happen. I find that partners have trouble keeping up with my appetite. This is why I think it would be better if I had polyamorous relationships from now on. It would take the pressure off them.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 5:47 pm
I box the clown every Tuesday, Thursdays.. and I spank the bad monkey on Mondays.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 6:10 pm
lol not going to ask ^^ Big Grin
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 6:10 pm
(March 20, 2014 at 5:41 pm)futilethewinds Wrote:
(March 20, 2014 at 5:35 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: On average once a week now. I desire to do it more but am trying to learn self-control. I used to Chronically masturbate multiple times a day but I've learned it causes more perversions and addiction.

That is very interesting that you do so daily. I'm guessing few women masturbate daily. How long does it take till mission accomplished?
Usually about 5-10 minutes. Same for sex with a partner. I'm either turned on or I'm not, if I'm not turned on then it's just not going to happen. I find that partners have trouble keeping up with my appetite. This is why I think it would be better if I had polyamorous relationships from now on. It would take the pressure off them.

That's what we seem to be biologically geared towards.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 6:12 pm
(March 20, 2014 at 6:10 pm)Chad32 Wrote: That's what we seem to be biologically geared towards.
Unfortunately, in our culture, most people expect monogamy. -_-
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 20, 2014 at 6:22 pm
(March 20, 2014 at 6:10 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: lol not going to ask ^^ Big Grin

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