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How Often Do You Masturbate?
#51
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
(March 20, 2014 at 8:40 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Sorry for being obscure, I don't know who knows and who doesn't. She died four years ago. She was 31. We were together for nine years.

Oh wow, I'm so sorry. Sad She was the love of your life. To have that sort of love, that's not an everyday happening. I appreciate you sharing.

(((Hug)))
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#52
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
(March 20, 2014 at 8:40 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Sorry for being obscure, I don't know who knows and who doesn't. She died four years ago. She was 31. We were together for nine years.

There is more than one person in the world that would make a good mate for you, stimbs. I hope you aren't into believing hogwash like there is only one person meant for you.

That ranks right up there with believing Cupid is a real baby angel shooting arrows of love.
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#53
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
We all have several "soulmates" out there... the trick is actually meeting them, and the timing being right.
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#54
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
Soul mates, I don't know. I used to believe in ever after but the last two relationships were all about trampling over my trust and dignity, that I may be too afraid to ever wish to find "love" again. I joke, but the FWB comment earlier is a way to have fun, sex, companionship without love.

Are we destined for love? :/
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#55
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
That's all I feel I need right now, companionship and all that. I spoke elsewhere about the possibility of a new ladyfriend who wants to meet me (though life has got in the way so far). Thing is, she's said to a mutual friend that she's looking for the sort of committed relationship Sam and I had and I don't think I can do that, which isn't fair on anyone.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#56
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
Anyone get severe headaches from masturbating too intensely

Sorry stimbo thats heartbreaking

She was so young
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#57
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
(March 20, 2014 at 9:07 pm)Stimbo Wrote: That's all I feel I need right now, companionship and all that. I spoke elsewhere about the possibility of a new ladyfriend who wants to meet me (though life has got in the way so far). Thing is, she's said to a mutual friend that she's looking for the sort of committed relationship Sam and I had and I don't think I can do that, which isn't fair on anyone.
That doesn't mean you shouldn't see where things go. Just tell her what you just said, that you aren't sure you can give her the kind of relationship she's looking for, and the rest is up to her.

@TC: I've never "masturbated too intensely." I don't even know how that's possible.
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#58
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
(March 20, 2014 at 7:53 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I have plenty of lead in my pencil - I just need someone to write to.

This expression fucking wins.
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#59
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
Not often at all. Very low libido. Any suggestions?
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#60
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
(March 20, 2014 at 9:28 pm)rossrocks88 Wrote: Not often at all. Very low libido. Any suggestions?

Talk to your doctor?
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