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How Often Do You Masturbate?

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How Often Do You Masturbate?
Alex K Offline
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 6:25 am
(March 21, 2014 at 6:06 am)pocaracas Wrote:
(March 21, 2014 at 5:49 am)Alex K Wrote: You control it all? Your wife never grabs the joystick and does some launching by herself? Big Grin

Only if I let her!
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I wasn't really talking about yours, more the Duracell driven variety Big Grin
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 6:55 am
(March 21, 2014 at 6:25 am)Alex K Wrote:
(March 21, 2014 at 6:06 am)pocaracas Wrote: Only if I let her!
Wink Shades

I wasn't really talking about yours, more the Duracell driven variety Big Grin

Duracell... pfff.... Ni-MH power!

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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 7:05 am
(March 21, 2014 at 6:55 am)pocaracas Wrote:
(March 21, 2014 at 6:25 am)Alex K Wrote: I wasn't really talking about yours, more the Duracell driven variety Big Grin

Duracell... pfff.... Ni-MH power!

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Do you really want to miss out on the 0.3 Volts of extra pleasure a proper alkaline battery would give you?
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 7:15 am
(March 21, 2014 at 7:05 am)Alex K Wrote:
(March 21, 2014 at 6:55 am)pocaracas Wrote: Duracell... pfff.... Ni-MH power!

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Do you really want to miss out on the 0.3 Volts of extra pleasure a proper alkaline battery would give you?
ROFLOL

Power is voltage times current Wink
Increase current and the lower voltage is no problem!
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 7:16 am
(March 21, 2014 at 7:15 am)pocaracas Wrote: Power is voltage times current Wink
Increase current and the lower voltage is no problem!

But current is voltage over resistance Smile If you have a gadget with variable R,
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 7:20 am (This post was last modified: March 21, 2014 at 7:20 am by Rahul.)
Sometimes if I finish before the wife I'll just keep going to get her off and end up going twice in a row. Last time I did that was a few months ago.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 8:09 am
(March 20, 2014 at 10:09 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(March 20, 2014 at 10:06 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I'll pass.

This. But far more emphatically.

Unfortunately, the dry-as-the-Sahara tone I wrote it in doesn't quite translate. I think we were equally emphatic.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 9:12 am
Isn't masturbation funny? It's the thing that everyone does but yet we make fun of other people for doing it.




Relevant part at 1:13.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 9:22 am
I make fun of myself for it
The weirdest place I masturbated was the church pew of a catholic church
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 9:24 am
(March 21, 2014 at 9:22 am)Thunder Cunt Wrote: I make fun of myself for it
The weirdest place I masturbated was the church pew of a catholic church

It may be weird, but is it unusual? Big Grin
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