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RE: DESTROY NOAH'S ARK
March 26, 2014 at 10:21 am
(March 25, 2014 at 8:46 pm)heathendegenerate Wrote: i'm constantly told by christians how noah's ark is somehow a true story. Please point out everything you know that's retarded about it. i know a bit.. but i want you intellectuals to simply destroy the shit out of this. remember that you'll be breaking christian hearts. Please.
The part from Genesis chapter 6 to chapter 9 are utter nonsense. The rest of it isn't so bad.
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RE: DESTROY NOAH'S ARK
March 26, 2014 at 10:28 am
Nonstampcollector has a 2-part video on youtube that's excellent satire of Noah. Give it a watch!
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DESTROY NOAH'S ARK
March 26, 2014 at 10:29 am
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So in Drich's opinion, a 450' boat is more than large enough to hold 17.4 million animals.
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RE: DESTROY NOAH'S ARK
March 26, 2014 at 10:32 am
It's all about how you pack 'em in there. If you are a master at efficiency, it's fuckin' easy.
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DESTROY NOAH'S ARK
March 26, 2014 at 10:36 am
It's like animal Tetris, and the amount of pure waste manure and sewage they would have produced in such tight quarters would simply have sealed in the freshness, and kept the animals from moving around too much.
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RE: DESTROY NOAH'S ARK
March 26, 2014 at 10:39 am
(This post was last modified: March 26, 2014 at 10:39 am by Mudhammam.)
Maybe next time God decides to destroy the world we can leave the knuckle-draggers like Drich outside the boat.
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RE: DESTROY NOAH'S ARK
March 26, 2014 at 10:58 am
I struggle to see how someone with a normally functioning adult brain can believe Noah's Ark actually happened. I thought stuff like this was labelled allegorical.
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RE: DESTROY NOAH'S ARK
March 26, 2014 at 11:31 am
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(March 26, 2014 at 9:05 am)Chad32 Wrote: (March 26, 2014 at 9:00 am)Chas Wrote: Seriously? Do you even science?
Where do you think the atmosphere ends up? Underwater?
It's called density. The atmosphere floats above the more dense ocean due to gravity.
forced into outer space. I figure the world holds as much atmosphere as it does because that's about as much as it can. If you push all the air up like that, it gets pushed out of the gravitational field and scatters into space. Not that I have anything hard to back it up. That's just was I think would happen.
No. Forced by what?
All that the water will do is very slightly increase the diameter of the earth by about 2 X 8,848 m(height of Everest). That would be less than a 0.14% increase. The atmosphere will still be held by gravity.
Now either the water already existed on Earth, in which case surface gravity is only barely weaker, or the water was added to Earth, which would make the gravity an eentsy bit greater.
The atmosphere wouldn't go anywhere.
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