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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 27, 2014 at 11:41 pm
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 27, 2014 at 11:44 pm
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(March 27, 2014 at 11:38 pm)Losty Wrote: First you have to tell me how bad I've been and punish me for being bad. Then I'll get on my knees and repent ![Wink Wink](https://atheistforums.org/images/smilies/wink.gif)
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 27, 2014 at 11:47 pm
ALL PRAISE THE ONE TRUE GOD ZALGO
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 27, 2014 at 11:49 pm
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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 27, 2014 at 11:51 pm
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To admins* Sorry if our posts are to graphic
to losty here it cums
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 27, 2014 at 11:54 pm
(March 27, 2014 at 11:51 pm)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote: To admins* Sorry if our posts are to graphic
to losty here it cums
Oops I accidentally escaped from area 69
I swear they need to chain me down in there.
I iz sorry.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 27, 2014 at 11:57 pm
(March 27, 2014 at 11:54 pm)Losty Wrote: (March 27, 2014 at 11:51 pm)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote: To admins* Sorry if our posts are to graphic
to losty here it cums
Oops I accidentally escaped from area 69
I swear they need to chain me down in there.
I iz sorry.
i get the handcuffs
ALL PRAISE THE ONE TRUE GOD ZALGO
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 27, 2014 at 11:59 pm
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(March 27, 2014 at 11:01 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dear Friends,
If you can read this posting then God is still offering you an opportunity to receive His Son the Lord Jesus. Repent and turn from your sins before it is too late. Jesus paid a great price on the cross so that we can be saved. Don't reject this wonderful gift. You will not regret making Him your Lord and Savior.
Blessings,
Rev777
Try not to worry so much. I don't think any of us thought it was too late. Turns out it is always possible to take the blue pill, wake up in our own bed and plug back into the illusion. I just haven't gotten tired of finding out how deep the red pill hole goes.
Do you really lose sleep over our impending post life suffering .. or are you just here selling girl scout cookies to get a badge? If it is the latter I can't help you. But sweet as it is that you would worry about us, there just isn't any need. We're fine. You're fine. (Go back to sleep.)
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 28, 2014 at 12:00 am
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Jesus fucking Christ
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 28, 2014 at 12:01 am
(March 27, 2014 at 11:57 pm)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote: (March 27, 2014 at 11:54 pm)Losty Wrote: Oops I accidentally escaped from area 69
I swear they need to chain me down in there.
I iz sorry.
i get the handcuffs ![Wink Shades Wink Shades](https://atheistforums.org/images/smilies/wink-shades.gif)
I'll find oil and a whip! 50 lashes!
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