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Hows Obama doin?

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Hows Obama doin?
Phatt Matt s Offline
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RE: Hows Obama doin?
April 2, 2014 at 3:20 pm
(April 2, 2014 at 3:12 pm)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: I don't agree with everything he does, and I hate when he pussies out... but you know, he's the most competent president of my life time, and so intellectual and sexy and shit... I love Michelle Obama more than any other previous first lady... but this woman's preventing me from having Obama donate his sperm so that I may have his SUPER CHILDREN!

He made jokes about being Superman! Heart

Your homosexuality is slipping Smile

Not just this comment but the comments you made when I showed you pics of myself that should have disgusted any lesbian. Yet you gave nothing but most favorable feedback.
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RE: Hows Obama doin?
April 2, 2014 at 3:20 pm
Not bad for a Nigerian sleeper agent.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: Hows Obama doin?
April 2, 2014 at 3:21 pm
(April 2, 2014 at 3:20 pm)Tonus Wrote: Not bad for a Nigerian sleeper agent.

Do you share that sentiment or are you mocking those who do?
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RE: Hows Obama doin?
April 2, 2014 at 3:24 pm
(April 2, 2014 at 3:20 pm)Tonus Wrote: Not bad for a Nigerian sleeper agent.

He's the one who sends out all those scam emails . . .


*Adjusts tinfoil hat*

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Hows Obama doin?
April 2, 2014 at 3:26 pm
If any man would be my soulmate, it'd be that Barack Obama... he's like a damned Time Lord or something...
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RE: Hows Obama doin?
April 2, 2014 at 3:30 pm
(April 2, 2014 at 3:26 pm)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: If any man would be my soulmate, it'd be that Barack Obama... he's like a damned Time Lord or something...

Prez. Who?

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April 2, 2014 at 3:33 pm
(April 2, 2014 at 3:30 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(April 2, 2014 at 3:26 pm)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: If any man would be my soulmate, it'd be that Barack Obama... he's like a damned Time Lord or something...

Prez. Who?
If that were a TV show... I would not survive... Commander in Chief starring Geena Davis was bad enough!
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RE: Hows Obama doin?
April 2, 2014 at 3:35 pm
(April 2, 2014 at 3:33 pm)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: Commander in Chief starring Geena Davis was bad enough!

Yes. Yes, it was.
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RE: Hows Obama doin?
April 2, 2014 at 3:39 pm
He's the same as any other piece of shit politician.
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RE: Hows Obama doin?
April 2, 2014 at 3:41 pm
(April 2, 2014 at 3:39 pm)FlyingNarwhal Wrote: He's the same as any other piece of shit politician.

Thanks asshole!
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