Near death experiences

[The Valkyrie]

I very nearly drowned when I was 14 - during a church youth group whitewater rafting trip. I don't recommend it - drowning or church youth groups.

Yabut, I lost my virginity on a church youth group ski trip. So, there's that.

I'm hoping it wasn't a Catholic Church trip . . .

[Marsellus Wallace]

Nearly drowned at the age of 7 at the beach. Didin't take away my love of water.

Had a motorcycle accident around 10 years ago. Broken bones, etc.

While the ambulance crew were getting me into the bus, my heart stopped - first true indication of a non-diagnosed heart condition. I was out for nearly 2 minutes.

No supernatural experiences.

omg , that is so crazy. broken bones must have been painful

[zebo-the-fat]

I want to hear about someone who had a post death experience!

[The Valkyrie]

I want to hear about someone who had a post death experience!

If you talk to Jesus and acept him into your heart he will speak to you directly and tell you all about his post death experiences.

Sorry, I can't do this as well as Rev777

[Phatt Matt s]

When I was 18 years old I took my brothers father in laws Methadone. I didn't take methadone before and assumed like with most pills, you had to take a few of them to get high. They were big methadone 100's. If you have no tolerance to methadone 10 mg can get you high. 100 could potentially be an overdose. It was my first time taking methadone and I took several hundred mgs. Fortunately I was on a lazy boy in front of the TV and family was near by when I stopped breathing and skin started changing colors. The ambulance got there and put me on oxygen. My oxygen level was low enough I could have had permanent brain damage.

Afterward I got nightmarish God awful pneumonia and cold sores all around my lips. I had a cold sore beard and mustache lol and was always drenched in sweat. It was fuckin hell.

If family had not been there I would have died.

[Marsellus Wallace]

When I was 18 years old I took my brothers father in laws Methadone. I didn't take methadone before and assumed like with most pills, you had to take a few of them to get high. They were big methadone 100's. If you have no tolerance to methadone 10 mg can get you high. 100 could potentially be an overdose. It was my first time taking methadone and I took several hundred mgs. Fortunately I was on a lazy boy in front of the TV and family was near by when I stopped breathing and skin started changing colors. The ambulance got there and put me on oxygen. My oxygen level was low enough I had permanent brain damage.

Afterward I got nightmarish God awful pneumonia and cold sores all around my lips. I had a cold sore beard and mustache lol and was always drenched in sweat. It was fuckin hell.

If family had not been there I would have died.

Fixed it for ya . now it all make sense .

[Phatt Matt s]

Yabut, I lost my virginity on a church youth group ski trip. So, there's that.

I'm hoping it wasn't a Catholic Church trip . . .

Actually, Protestantism and Judaism have a higher percentage of pastors/rabbis who molest children than Catholicism. The Catholic Church however is more than 10 times the size of most protestant denominations and Judaism is teeny so a smaller percentage of pedophile priests would be a much larger number.

And one can make more money on lawsuits against the Catholic Church which is more wealthy than all other denominations combined.

[Chas]

I'm hoping it wasn't a Catholic Church trip . . .

Actually, Protestantism and Judaism have a higher percentage of pastors/rabbis who molest children than Catholicism. The Catholic Church however is more than 10 times the size of most protestant denominations and Judaism is teeny so a smaller percentage of pedophile priests would be a much larger number.

And one can make more money on lawsuits against the Catholic Church which is more wealthy than all other denominations combined.

Citation needed.

Seriously, dude, you spout a lot of crap.

[Phatt Matt s]

http://vaticaninsider.lastampa.it/en/wor...lia-10805/

[ShaMan]

LARGE doses of DMT!