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Britain is in trouble
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 (April 23, 2014 at 4:57 am)NoraBrimstone Wrote:(April 22, 2014 at 2:47 pm)frankiej Wrote: Independence pleeeeaaaase.We don't want to lose you! We love you! Just think of all that wonderful Scottish culture...... Like haggis......and the Proclaimers....... 
![[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo112%2Fpussinboots_photos%2FBikes%2Fmybannerglitter06eee094.gif) If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.  (April 23, 2014 at 5:07 am)Zen Badger Wrote:(April 23, 2014 at 4:57 am)NoraBrimstone Wrote: We don't want to lose you! We love you! And bagpipes. As the story goes, we Irish invented the bagpipes 1000 years ago, sent them to Scotland, and the Scots still haven't gotten the joke. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Iain Duncan Smith
"It is arguably our Christian heritage, with its innate tolerance and inclusivity, that has ensured the freedom of all voices - religious or non-religious - to be heard and to be valued," Forgetting Northern Ireland of course.  (April 23, 2014 at 5:30 am)FreeTony Wrote: Iain Duncan SmithAnd the past, of course. 
Sum ergo sum
Thanks for that - someone posted that on my FB wall and I spent ages trying to find it for here.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (April 23, 2014 at 5:07 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Just think of all that wonderful Scottish culture...... I'll eat haggis before listening to the Proclaimers. The local pub has Belhaven Stout on draft, which I prefer over Guinness. I can wash down haggis, but no amount of Belhaven will make the Proclaimers tolerable. 
OMg!
Haggis was invoked!!! 
Can I get a Scottish passport? What will the UK be renamed as? "The Broken Kingdom of Half of Great Britain and Northern Ireland"?
I'm just waiting for the border guards at Gretna Green!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
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