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The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
#61
RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
Why is there so much hate for unicorns? I love them, and although I'd prefer a pegasus, unicorns are pretty awesom too.
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#62
RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
Just for you:

Canned Unicorn Meat

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#63
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Pegacorn - no bloody rainbows involved

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#64
RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
Yikes - bloody pigeons are bad enough... imagine that thing dropping its luggage...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#65
RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
(May 12, 2014 at 6:43 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Yikes - bloody pigeons are bad enough... imagine that thing dropping its luggage...

Yeah, but you'd get a laugh watching the bastards try to perch on statues . . .

Big Grin

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#66
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(May 12, 2014 at 6:38 pm)Beccs Wrote: Pegacorn - no bloody rainbows involved

Now that is a cool steed.
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#67
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(May 12, 2014 at 5:48 pm)Mr Brightside Wrote: You can't just open one door and close all the others.. it doesn't work that way. Anyone with a fake deity like yours will want there fair share of time devoted to their chosen religious beliefs. Yes this even means Satanists.. or i dunno Pink Flying Unicorn believers.
While I suppose some people will (and already have) request prayers to the devil or the flying spaghetti monster, and so on, I think that will fade away quickly (I certainly hope it does, I don't think the targets of those actions can appreciate parody). Where it may become an issue and a cause for regret is when/if someone demands a muslim prayer to open a meeting or other government business. Because it will not be easy to simply dismiss it as rabble-rousing or trouble-making without causing a bit of a scandal.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#68
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AFAIK, the government has never asserted religious beliefs need be sincerely held. And if they did, I would LOVE to be on the committee evaluating the sincerity of all those cafeteria christians running around and spewing their fundy crap.
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#69
RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
Score =
Religionists 1
Atheists 0

Sounds a lot like the Cubs.
People don't go to heaven when they die; they're taken to a special room and burned.
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#70
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(May 6, 2014 at 4:38 pm)Heywood Wrote:
(May 5, 2014 at 11:45 am)Mister Agenda Wrote: At this point, I'm starting to hope Christianists get their way. It's the only way for them to learn their way is stupid. The question isn't whether atheists will shit themselves, but whether the Christians of Greece will be able to tolerate the foreseeable consequences of this ruling without shitting themselves. Looking forward to hearing how humanist and Hindu and Satanist invocations go.

This case was not about Christians getting their way. This case was about Christians keeping their way. Remember this suit was originally brought by atheists to stop a pre-existing practice.

And the decision reinforces that Greece has to allow nonChristians to give invocations. This will make for fine entertainment.

Frankly, this particular secularist is starting to get tired of trying to save ungrateful Christianists from the consequences of getting what they think they want.

(May 11, 2014 at 5:25 pm)Heywood Wrote:
(May 10, 2014 at 12:40 pm)Elskidor Wrote: I was hoping they wouldn't wait too long to react. Great news.

One thing that has me wondering is his reasoning. He announces this is pretty much a gag, wake up call and he doesn't even believe in Satan, so if it is a stunt to mock the poor ruling then will it be accepted?

Does Deerfield open their council meetings with prayer? If they do not they are not obligated under the ruling to give this troll equal billing.

Why yes. Yes they do open with prayer. I thought you were under the impression that it's a traditional practice, is there some particular reason you don't suspect it's the norm in Deerfield? It's the norm in my district in SC as well.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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