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Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )

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Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
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RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
May 15, 2014 at 10:17 pm
(May 15, 2014 at 9:29 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Which Bible Character are you?
Your Result: You are Jesus (79%)

64%You are Satan

62%You are Elisha

24%You are Eve

19%You are God

7%Salome

7%You are Jezebel

4%You are the Snake

Fuck turning water into wine, howbout cardboard into pot?

And sorry Losty, but I can't shag someone I don't know. Appreciate your candor though.

Probably why you turned out as Jesus lol
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#52
RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
May 15, 2014 at 10:36 pm
I love how I get elisha

Which Bible Character are you?
Your Result: You are Elisha

76%

You are handsome but also quick tempered and revengeful. You don't hold grudges because there's no one left to hold a grudge against. Your new power is that bears will eat anyone who pisses you off.

63%
You are Satan
62%
You are God
58%
You are the Snake
53%
You are Jesus
26%
You are Jezebel
8%
Salome
0%
You are Eve

Being elisha just makes me seem angry and vindictive. I'm actually quite friendly. Just don't fuck with or no one will ever find your body Wink
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Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#53
RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
May 16, 2014 at 12:50 am
(May 15, 2014 at 10:17 pm)Losty Wrote: Probably why you turned out as Jesus lol

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RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
May 16, 2014 at 12:53 am
(May 16, 2014 at 12:50 am)Moros Synackaon Wrote:
(May 15, 2014 at 10:17 pm)Losty Wrote: Probably why you turned out as Jesus lol

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Yeah, but can Jesus produce skanky bud? Who wants that leafy shit?
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May 16, 2014 at 1:05 am
I smoked it. All I has is leaves now. Sad
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RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
May 16, 2014 at 1:49 am
(May 16, 2014 at 1:05 am)Moros Synackaon Wrote: I smoked it. All I has is leaves now. Sad

I feel your pain.
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Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )

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