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Virginity is the bomb!
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I remember doing an activity in Sunday school when I was a kid. We glued together pieces of construction paper and then ripped them apart. Our teacher explained to us that that's what happens when you have sex. If you are married you stay glued together and become one piece of paper. If you are not married then you get ripped apart more and more every time you have sex. I think it's a terrible thing to say to a child.
  (May 24, 2014 at 1:33 am)Losty Wrote: I remember doing an activity in Sunday school when I was a kid. We glued together pieces of construction paper and then ripped them apart. Our teacher explained to us that that's what happens when you have sex. If you are married you stay glued together and become one piece of paper. If you are not married then you get ripped apart more and more every time you have sex. I think it's a terrible thing to say to a child. Your teacher is having sex wrong 0_o 
This, along with the Ukraine crisis, is indeed breaking news.
Wanker!
It's hard to imagine a more perfect union of concept and object; no fuck glue required. 
You're suppose to use glue while having sex if you want to stick together forever.
All this talk about glue and sex...
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I thought glue was what came out whenever my right hand...oh.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
When I was a pastor (and getting heartily tired of it) one of my parishioners told me proudly that he had told his two teen-aged kids, that he hoped they would keep themselves for marriage, but if anything happened before, they should consider themselves married then and there.
I told him two wrong actions don't make a right. Why should they be in a lifelong bad relationship because their hormones were churning one night?
If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people — House
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