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What's your favorite swear word/insult?

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What's your favorite swear word/insult?
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RE: What's your favorite swear word/insult?
July 31, 2014 at 11:45 pm
(July 31, 2014 at 8:04 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: So, my bf will often text me...''I can't wait to lick your cunt later.''

I'll be in a meeting, and look down...and...gasp!

Cunt is my new favorite word, therefore. :D

Now a tasty snack as well as a place to pee, get pregnant and give birth.
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RE: What's your favorite swear word/insult?
August 1, 2014 at 12:29 am
Way to ruin the sexy whatevs
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RE: What's your favorite swear word/insult?
August 1, 2014 at 3:32 am
Yeah, I guess I still have it.
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RE: What's your favorite swear word/insult?
August 6, 2014 at 5:54 am
(August 5, 2014 at 11:55 pm)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: Nice shirt by the way, chode.
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RE: What's your favorite swear word/insult?
November 23, 2014 at 11:31 am
(November 23, 2014 at 11:18 am)Cato Wrote: Moosecock!
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RE: What's your favorite swear word/insult?
November 23, 2014 at 2:55 pm
My personal favourites
. You're a peanut
. You crayon
. I know where you live (more of a threat, really)

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RE: What's your favorite swear word/insult?
November 23, 2014 at 3:00 pm
Heard this one over the weekend: Dribble Dick

Apparently the guy who invented it uses it to refer to idiots and people who are generally inadequate.
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RE: What's your favorite swear word/insult?
November 23, 2014 at 3:30 pm
One time when I was very tipsy and my husband was winning at cards, I called him Penis Breath. He cracked up. Luckily, we were playing with a couple who found the insult funny too.
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RE: What's your favorite swear word/insult?
November 24, 2014 at 6:08 am
(November 23, 2014 at 3:30 pm)Nope Wrote: One time when I was very tipsy and my husband was winning at cards, I called him Penis Breath. He cracked up. Luckily, we were playing with a couple who found the insult funny too.

Butt Breath is one I learned when watching TV. I kind of like it.

Of course there are many German swear words I'm rather fond of, but you probably wouldn't get their beautiful meanings.
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RE: What's your favorite swear word/insult?
November 24, 2014 at 6:32 am
Vaffanculo and its kind (vaffammocc, fess'd' x) are my favourite non-blasphemous swear words in Italian because they are the most versatile thing ever (kind of like fuck in English). Also "Trimone", which is dialect for "wank" but has a meaning more akin to "wanker"

In English, I've always thought that nothing sounds better than a flurry of "bloody cunt"'s in a Scottish accent.

Though I'll admit, "thundercunt" is a remarkably brilliant one, I'll make sure to use that next time I play an online FPS.

GET REKT YA THUNDERCUNT
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