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What's your favorite swear word/insult?
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 (November 25, 2014 at 12:05 pm)Mequa Wrote: In Papiamento (spoken in Aruba) they say "Bai den conjo di bo mama!", which translates as: "Go back up your mama's cunt". We have a similar one which takes things one step further: "Du ghörst zruckpudert und abtrieben", which means, "go back to your mama's cunt to to be aborted". ![[Image: Bumper+Sticker+-+Asheville+-+Praise+Dog3.JPG]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-d-3rfdI7nG0%2FTerwtFyFXoI%2FAAAAAAAACak%2F7kFSmHeVrng%2Fs320%2FBumper%2BSticker%2B-%2BAsheville%2B-%2BPraise%2BDog3.JPG)
We also have a similar one in Italian (well, it's dialect), which takes things a step backwards: "la fess' d' mamt", which literally means "your mom's cunt"...
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Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
I go with bell end.
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Wow! So many insults that basically translate to "yer mama".
I've started calling people "doofus" at work.
Damned political correctness! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
My daughter's favorite is goofball
RE: What's your favorite swear word/insult?
November 25, 2014 at 3:14 pm
(This post was last modified: November 25, 2014 at 3:16 pm by abaris.)
(November 25, 2014 at 3:04 pm)Losty Wrote: My daughter's favorite is goofball Don't know what age she is, but when I was little, mine was garbage. In german it's "mist", not to be mistaken for "mist". Brings me to the topic of funny words in different languages. "Gift" for example means "poison" in German. And "dick" means "fat".
So in German "suck my dick"="give me liposuction"?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." |
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