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RE: How the hell?!?!
June 20, 2014 at 6:21 pm
(June 20, 2014 at 6:19 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: You've got to be proactive. Before she has to ask, you should offer an opinion. Wives love this.
"Holy shit, honey - that dress makes your ass look fucking enormous."
She'll appreciate your initiative.
Well, she isn't my wife.
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RE: How the hell?!?!
June 20, 2014 at 6:26 pm
(June 20, 2014 at 5:46 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: How the hell do you answer the 'does this 'blank' make me look fat?' question?
If I say yes, i'm being rude, if I say no, she thinks i'm telling her what she wants to hear, if I pause before answering, i'm as good as dead!
Help me out here guys, and maybe girls....I dunno
Anything tight makes you look fat.
Give her this: http://petite.about.com/od/styleguide/tp...ok-Fat.htm
Next time she asks, you just remind her of those 10 rules, and make see if she fits any of them. 
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RE: How the hell?!?!
June 20, 2014 at 6:29 pm
(June 20, 2014 at 6:26 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Anything tight makes you look fat.
Give her this: http://petite.about.com/od/styleguide/tp...ok-Fat.htm
Next time she asks, you just remind her of those 10 rules, and make see if she fits any of them.
I was looking for something more like cheesy or romantic one-liners. Something distract her and make her forget the question in the first place but thanks anyway.
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'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House
“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom
"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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RE: How the hell?!?!
June 20, 2014 at 6:31 pm
I like fat chicks. There, I said it! 
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RE: How the hell?!?!
June 20, 2014 at 6:33 pm
(June 20, 2014 at 6:31 pm)ShaMan Wrote: I like fat chicks. There, I said it!
All the more to love!!!
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'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House
“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom
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RE: How the hell?!?!
June 20, 2014 at 6:34 pm
(June 20, 2014 at 6:29 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: (June 20, 2014 at 6:26 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Anything tight makes you look fat.
Give her this: http://petite.about.com/od/styleguide/tp...ok-Fat.htm
Next time she asks, you just remind her of those 10 rules, and make see if she fits any of them.
I was looking for something more like cheesy or romantic one-liners. Something distract her and make her forget the question in the first place but thanks anyway. Ah... cheesy... "Wanna go to McDonald's after this?"
Or just be honest:
Choose one of the following:
- I like to see you in it. (wink)
- I don't think it suits your style... try something else.
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RE: How the hell?!?!
June 20, 2014 at 6:38 pm
(June 20, 2014 at 6:34 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Ah... cheesy... "Wanna go to McDonald's after this?"
Or just be honest:
Choose one of the following:
- I like to see you in it. (wink)
- I don't think it suits your style... try something else.
That seems like good advice but if there is one thing that women are the best at, it's hearing what you say and taking it the worst way possible! Sorry ladies if that sounds a bit sexist and i'm generalising.
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'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House
“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom
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RE: How the hell?!?!
June 20, 2014 at 6:42 pm
Try, 'Sweetheart, it doesn't matter - you have your prettiest clothes right with you always.'
If you don't score a beej right then and there, you said it wrong.
Boru
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RE: How the hell?!?!
June 20, 2014 at 6:45 pm
(June 20, 2014 at 6:38 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: (June 20, 2014 at 6:34 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Ah... cheesy... "Wanna go to McDonald's after this?"
Or just be honest:
Choose one of the following:
- I like to see you in it. (wink)
- I don't think it suits your style... try something else.
That seems like good advice but if there is one thing that women are the best at, it's hearing what you say and taking it the worst way possible! Sorry ladies if that sounds a bit sexist and i'm generalising.
If she starts hearing things you don't say, then just ask
- Where did you hear that?
- buhaaaa you just said I'm fat!!! buhaaaa
- No, I didn't. Woman, you're beautiful. That 'blank' just does not do you justice. Pick something else.
- Buhaaaa, but that's what "super model, actress, mega skinny bitch" wears!!
- Woman, I want you to be my porn star, not a "super model, actress, mega skinny bitch"! Go pick out something I like! (insecure women seem to like dominating men... or so Hollywood wants me to believe )
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RE: How the hell?!?!
June 20, 2014 at 6:47 pm
(June 20, 2014 at 6:38 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: ...if there is one thing that women are the best at, it's hearing what you say and taking it the worst way possible! Sorry ladies if that sounds a bit sexist and i'm generalising. (partial quote)
This has not been my experience with women. Perhaps you are approaching what you say from a skewed angle. They're pretty good at picking up on intention. Also, I find that direct eye contact is best when addressing such sensitive matters with women. They've asked a vulnerable question - I say give them your all.
I'm sure there are plenty of women who do project their own stuff onto whatever a man might say to them, but if a man is attentive, he can deflect the projection, and reflect a clearer representation of beauty.
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