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Lies it's OK to tell children
Lies it's OK to tell children
Somewhat inspired by another post.

On the death of a parent...

'Daddy/Mummy has gone to live on a farm in the countryside where he/she can happily chase rabbits'


'Daddy/Mummy now lives on the internet and will be watching everything you do'

The latter could have behavioural modification benefits.

"The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions" - Leonardo da Vinci

"I think I use the term “radical” rather loosely, just for emphasis. If you describe yourself as “atheist,” some people will say, “Don’t you mean ‘agnostic’?” I have to reply that I really do mean atheist, I really do not believe that there is a god; in fact, I am convinced that there is not a god (a subtle difference). I see not a shred of evidence to suggest that there is one ... etc., etc. It’s easier to say that I am a radical atheist, just to signal that I really mean it, have thought about it a great deal, and that it’s an opinion I hold seriously." - Douglas Adams (and I echo the sentiment)
RE: Lies it's OK to tell children
There's a fat guy who lives at the North Pole who will give you toys if you don't touch yourself.
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a goddess, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
RE: Lies it's OK to tell children
(June 26, 2014 at 4:23 pm)ManMachine Wrote: 'Daddy/Mummy has gone to live on a farm in the countryside where he/she can happily chase rabbits'


Isn't that the lie people tell their kids when their dog dies?
RE: Lies it's OK to tell children
Really, really, really bad children can be spanked TO DEATH.

Take an extension cord, cut off the socket end, and strip the wires back. Find an annoying child and ask them if they would like to shake hands with Jesus.

I've told a couple of kids that I too have the heart of a small child . . .

. . . for breakfast every morning


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