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Zidneya · June 28, 2014 at 9:29 pm

**Jenny A** · June 28, 2014 at 9:38 pm

Dystopia · June 28, 2014 at 9:46 pm

[Image: Are-you-fucking-kidding-me-263037224]

Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck is this shit? Seriously I'm losing faith in humanity

CindysRain · June 28, 2014 at 10:05 pm

I'm not buying that this is real.

Once or twice over the past 10 years or so, I've run across some very bizarre, disturbing articles, that I thought were true, only to find out, they were fake and meant to draw attention, and complaints. A troll's work is never done, in my opinion.

IF it were true, then it's ridiculously absurd, and that one velcro contraption would certainly get the attention of CPS.

**Jenny A** · June 28, 2014 at 10:20 pm

Chad32 · June 28, 2014 at 10:29 pm

And here I was under the impression that masturbation would help reduce rape, since it relieves sexual tension. And helps prevent prostate cancer. And personally helps me sleep if my brain is a little too active when it's time for bed.

Sometimes I'll lay down to sleep, and my brain is still running at full speed, so I break out the lotion and my brain finds some solitary thing to focus on.

**rexbeccarox** · June 28, 2014 at 10:34 pm

(June 28, 2014 at 9:29 pm)Zidneya Wrote: Because let's not forget that:

Aren't most of these just...puberty?

**Jenny A** · June 28, 2014 at 10:35 pm

(June 28, 2014 at 10:29 pm)Chad32 Wrote: And here I was under the impression that masturbation would help reduce rape, since it relieves sexual tension. And helps prevent prostate cancer. And personally helps me sleep if my brain is a little too active when it's time for bed.

Sometimes I'll lay down to sleep, and my brain is still running at full speed, so I break out the lotion and my brain finds some solitary thing to focus on.

Ain't it fun when "sins" turn out to be healthy?

Don't forget that one glass of red wine a night either.

Dragonetti · June 28, 2014 at 10:41 pm

So, since fantasies are impure, which could lead to masturbation! How does this stop the fantasies and impure thoughts?

**Jenny A** · June 28, 2014 at 11:07 pm

(June 28, 2014 at 10:41 pm)Dragonetti Wrote: So, since fantasies are impure, which could lead to masturbation! How does this stop the fantasies and impure thoughts?

Why would one want to stop fantasies and impure thoughts?

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