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RE: No Surprise Here
July 3, 2014 at 8:14 pm
(July 3, 2014 at 3:19 pm)A Theist Wrote: Happy Fourth of July!!!!!
All Together Now!!! Everybody Sing!!!
"I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy!
A Yankee Doodle Do or Die!
A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam's
Born on the Fourth of July!
I've got a Yankee Doodle Sweetheart
She's my Yankee Doodle Joy
Yankee Doodle came to London
Just to ride the ponies,
I am that Yankee Doodle Boy!" Dude if you are gonna celebrate the fourth of July at least use the proper song.
What can I say?
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Yankee Doodle Dandy ain't for everybody.
It's up to you Fred. You can either toss your conservative retrograde ideas to the junkyard and accept that:
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Or you can keep going with your nonsense in wich I only can say:
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And if your offer is still on the table I would like a first class round ticket please.
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They say that the Tibet is nice this time of year. Don't worry, I promise I'll bring you a keychain as a memory.
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RE: No Surprise Here
July 3, 2014 at 9:38 pm
(July 3, 2014 at 3:49 pm)A Theist Wrote: (July 3, 2014 at 3:29 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: I am proud to live in the best country in the world ever.
The country that first abolished slavery and set about to free the world from it, the country the managed to rule the largest empire of all time. The country that stood up to the nazis single handed and kept the light of democracy burning in europe, the driving force behind the industrial age , discoverers of gravity and evolution.
That's why they call it Great Britain.
pssshhhttt....wasn't so great after we beat your asses in two wars!
If you mean the only two wars we've had with Great Britan: The American Revolution and the War of 1812, the results were hardly devastating to the British empire.
And pssst, hate to break it to you but the Brits were are allies in WWI and WWII. We didn't beat them.
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RE: No Surprise Here
July 3, 2014 at 10:10 pm
(This post was last modified: July 3, 2014 at 10:11 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(July 3, 2014 at 3:19 pm)A Theist Wrote: If our country is so evil and he hates being here then he can GTFO and hop on a plane with Minimalist and go to a commie country where he'll be happier. Or......and this is just me spitballing, he could be a fucking patriot and demand that 'murica lives up to the standards of a nation that is worthy of his patriotism. But, to each his own.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: No Surprise Here
July 3, 2014 at 10:16 pm
(This post was last modified: July 3, 2014 at 10:17 pm by Jackalope.)
Am I grateful to have been born here, rather some thorforsaken shithole? Absolutely.
Am I proud of everything my country and government has done? Absolutely not.
Am I ashamed of what we have failed to do, despite being capable? Oh, hell yes.
To anyone who suggests I should GTFO: Make me.
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RE: No Surprise Here
July 3, 2014 at 10:26 pm
(July 3, 2014 at 9:38 pm)Jenny A Wrote: (July 3, 2014 at 3:49 pm)A Theist Wrote: pssshhhttt....wasn't so great after we beat your asses in two wars!
And pssst, hate to break it to you but the Brits were are allies in WWI and WWII. We didn't beat them.
Yeah, go figure. After we kicked their asses in two wars they wanted to be our friends. Then we had to go and save their asses from getting kicked again in WWI and WWII.
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RE: No Surprise Here
July 3, 2014 at 10:39 pm
(July 3, 2014 at 10:26 pm)A Theist Wrote: (July 3, 2014 at 9:38 pm)Jenny A Wrote: And pssst, hate to break it to you but the Brits were are allies in WWI and WWII. We didn't beat them.
Yeah, go figure. After we kicked their asses in two wars they wanted to be our friends. Then we had to go and save their asses from getting kicked again in WWI and WWII.
*snort* That's hardly the way we've behaved then or since. It's called cultural history, which is what makes us what we are. And we share much of it with Britain.
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RE: No Surprise Here
July 3, 2014 at 10:40 pm
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(July 3, 2014 at 10:26 pm)A Theist Wrote: Yeah, go figure. After we kicked their asses in two wars they wanted to be our friends. Then we had to go and save their asses from getting kicked again in WWI and WWII.
Now you seem to want to make up for being late for the last two wars by getting in first for the next one.
And I still don't own a donkey, nor do I know anyone who does.
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RE: No Surprise Here
July 3, 2014 at 10:43 pm
Results of the War of 1812:
Quote:Status quo ante bellum with no boundary changes;
Military stalemate
Defeat of Tecumseh's Confederacy
That doesn't look like an asswhipping
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RE: No Surprise Here
July 3, 2014 at 10:43 pm
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The part that continues to amaze me is that conservatives claim pride in America, yet are more likely to:
1) want to succeed from the union;
2) keep guns for the purpose of possible armed rebellion; and
3) think America is heading in the wrong direction.
It's a very strange kind of pride if you ask me.
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RE: No Surprise Here
July 3, 2014 at 10:47 pm
(July 3, 2014 at 10:39 pm)Jenny A Wrote: (July 3, 2014 at 10:26 pm)A Theist Wrote: Yeah, go figure. After we kicked their asses in two wars they wanted to be our friends. Then we had to go and save their asses from getting kicked again in WWI and WWII.
*snort* That's hardly the way we've behaved then or since. It's called cultural history, which is what makes us what we are. And we share much of it with Britain.
pfffttt...the only good thing to ever come out of Great Britain was Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones. The Beatles sucked.
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