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whats your favorite bible verse?
July 12, 2014 at 11:12 pm
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whats your favorite bible verse?
and by "favorite" i am of course saying it gives you the most "lolz" or "What da fuke?'s"
for me its...
Leviticus 25: 44-46
Quote: 44 “‘Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. 45 You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property. 46 You can bequeath them to your children as inherited property and can make them slaves for life, but you must not rule over your fellow Israelites ruthlessly.
Loads of What da fuke?'s there!!!
i read that am like... Has anyone read this????
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RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
July 13, 2014 at 1:27 am
That's like opening a sewer and trying to pick out a favorite turd.
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RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
July 13, 2014 at 1:54 am
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RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
July 13, 2014 at 2:01 am
wow...
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RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
July 13, 2014 at 2:02 am
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled" Ezekiel 23: 20, 21
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RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
July 13, 2014 at 2:15 am
Malachi 2:3 (NLT) = I will punish your descendants and splatter your faces with the manure from your festival sacrifices, and I will throw you on the manure pile.
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RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
July 13, 2014 at 2:19 am
(July 13, 2014 at 2:15 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Malachi 2:3 (NLT) = I will punish your descendants and splatter your faces with the manure from your festival sacrifices, and I will throw you on the manure pile. Yuck
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RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
July 13, 2014 at 2:24 am
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(July 13, 2014 at 2:02 am)Losty Wrote: "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled" Ezekiel 23: 20, 21 LOL, only a dude would imagine that's the sort of shit that females might lust after..........a dude that likes donkey cock, huge moneyshots, and manhandling underage tits.
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RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
July 13, 2014 at 2:33 am
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(July 13, 2014 at 2:24 am)Rhythm Wrote: LOL, only a dude would imagine that's the sort of shit that females might lust after..........a dude that likes donkey cock, huge moneyshots, and manhandling underage tits.
Whoever wrote that, I mean wtf lmao. I can just imagine the look on that girl's face, like, what the what?
There she may have lusted after her lovers and the rest is not nearly how she saw that going down 
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RE: whats your favorite bible verse?
July 13, 2014 at 2:38 am
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Jephta's daughter takes the cake. Her father wants to sacrifice her to god, and she says:
“Let this thing be done for me: leave me alone two months, that I may go up and down on the mountains and weep for my virginity, I and my companions.”
Now that's time management!
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