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Look who is joining the fair and balanced news network.
#41
RE: Look who is joining the fair and balanced news network.
(January 15, 2010 at 2:43 am)padraic Wrote: .I really don't care if a person likes to have sexual congress with ducks,as long as it's consensual and I don't have to watch. Cool Shades

Based on what I know about Anatidae genitalia, it would be a rather screwy experience.

/lol @ ducks having corkscrew penises.
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#42
RE: Look who is joining the fair and balanced news network.
Brothers and Sisters.....lloll

I live in Louisiana where 99% of the people in my area view Sarah Palin; as the best thing since sliced bread.

After reading the report a couple of days ago, about her and fox news, I believe I threw-up a little on the inside and outside....

She is the poster child for "Stupid" and when asked by others in my area, "Whyyy dun't Uuuu lia'ke err"... I have to look at them all with the infamous..."Deer in the head light look", before answering the lost herds....


Anyone that actually listens to that idiot will walk away a little dumber and less together...
Intelligence is the only true moral guide...
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#43
RE: Look who is joining the fair and balanced news network.
(January 14, 2010 at 12:53 pm)binny Wrote: . For most men, if there's a hole that's warm and wet, it will work.

I doesn't have to be warm and wet. Who added those additional two requirements?
(January 14, 2010 at 9:56 pm)Pippy Wrote: I would never have sex with Sarah Palin. I would never have sex with anyone I did not love. It is not a sport, a game or a drug.

So said the 40 year old virgin. I bet you're fat too.

I honestly am not trying to insult you here. It's just that's the kind of tripe fat 40 year old virgins say.
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#44
RE: Look who is joining the fair and balanced news network.
Well I thought you guys liked it warm and wet. I guess I was mistaken. But really I'm not one to talk. I met my husband in a bar and went home with him that night to do the dirty deed Big Grin That was almost 20 years ago. Who says you can't find love in a sleazy bar.
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#45
RE: Look who is joining the fair and balanced news network.
(January 15, 2010 at 10:15 am)Dotard Wrote:
(January 14, 2010 at 12:53 pm)binny Wrote: . For most men, if there's a hole that's warm and wet, it will work.

I doesn't have to be warm and wet. Who added those additional two requirements?
(January 14, 2010 at 9:56 pm)Pippy Wrote: I would never have sex with Sarah Palin. I would never have sex with anyone I did not love. It is not a sport, a game or a drug.

So said the 40 year old virgin. I bet you're fat too.

I honestly am not trying to insult you here. It's just that's the kind of tripe fat 40 year old virgins say.

Fuck, when i read pippy saying he had never made tender love to a woman i thought he meant he only did it rough and indifferent!

40 year old virgin... hahah!

Pippy, you are hereby deemed to have entirely inadequate knowledge of sexual acts and relationships (aside from frequent masturbation, I guess) to have a worthwhile opinion on the subject and should therefore be ignored whenever you present such an opinion.
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#46
RE: Look who is joining the fair and balanced news network.
Well, pippy hasn't said anything about the tender love he has given to men Wink So perhaps he has some extensive knowledge of 'sexual acts and relationships', albeit ones not with women Wink

pippy Wrote:I would never have sex with Sarah Palin. I would never have sex with anyone I did not love. It is not a sport, a game or a drug.
dotard Wrote:So said the 40 year old virgin. I bet you're fat too.

I honestly am not trying to insult you here. It's just that's the kind of tripe fat 40 year old virgins say.

So only fat, 40 year old virgins can reserve sex for those they love? Huh
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#47
RE: Look who is joining the fair and balanced news network.
(January 15, 2010 at 6:28 am)Samson Wrote: Brothers and Sisters.....lloll

I live in Louisiana where 99% of the people in my area view Sarah Palin; as the best thing since sliced bread.
You mean sliced she is?
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Christianity is perfect bullshit, christians are not - Purple Rabbit, honouring CS Lewis
Faith is illogical - fr0d0
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#48
RE: Look who is joining the fair and balanced news network.
What happened to the naked news?
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense
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#49
RE: Look who is joining the fair and balanced news network.
Purple rabbit...She would be "Sliced" in the sense of "Half-Brained"......
Intelligence is the only true moral guide...
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#50
RE: Look who is joining the fair and balanced news network.
(January 14, 2010 at 10:18 am)Dotard Wrote: And yes, I agree, fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay!

Good old Quagmire lol.

EvF
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