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Look who is joining the fair and balanced news network.
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#91
RE: Look who is joining the fair and balanced news network.
January 28, 2010 at 9:41 am
(January 27, 2010 at 10:19 pm)Pippy Wrote: I think (speculate) that my self worth would be lessened if I engaged in sex for pleasure. I am not sure if it would, but I think it might... I think my self worth is higher (on an average) since I became a shrew, but there are certainly lows that may represent legitimate depression and honest lonesomeness... But I cannot bring myself to go and have a purposely frivolous sexual encounter (my friends call it a "slump buster") if only to band-aid loneliness as I think that is not a healthy or realistic solution...

Just a thought. I will consider trying it <shrug>.

Don't do it for our benefit dude.

Only do it 'cos YOU want to.
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#92
RE: Look who is joining the fair and balanced news network.
January 28, 2010 at 11:20 am
Do it for fun and adventure only.

If you look real closely at a womans coochie there is the fine print, it reads:

"Not intended to treat depression or cure loneliness."
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#93
RE: Look who is joining the fair and balanced news network.
January 28, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Fucking FDA required tatoos! <---see I'm trying to raise my fucking fuck count! Smile
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#94
RE: Look who is joining the fair and balanced news network.
January 28, 2010 at 1:14 pm
The one on my penis is even worse.

Flaccid it says "Ny".

Erect it says "Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party".
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#95
RE: Look who is joining the fair and balanced news network.
January 28, 2010 at 7:53 pm
The tattoo on mine says'

"place lips here"
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#96
RE: Look who is joining the fair and balanced news network.
January 29, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Mine's a $100 bill. 'Coz chicks dig blowing $100 bills.

Hey baby! Wanna blow a $100?
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#97
RE: Look who is joining the fair and balanced news network.
February 4, 2010 at 10:40 pm
^ You're sick Tongue

I think you scared pippy away from the thread with that :S
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#98
RE: Look who is joining the fair and balanced news network.
February 5, 2010 at 9:57 pm
I have four tattoos! Four! None are on my manhood though.
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#99
RE: Look who is joining the fair and balanced news network.
February 5, 2010 at 10:02 pm
I met a guy who had yellow and red lightning bolts on his penis. He was a suspension artist though so he obviously liked pain.
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RE: Look who is joining the fair and balanced news network.
February 5, 2010 at 10:16 pm
After reading that I went and brought yellow and red markers.

Looks pretty cool so far. Wanna see?
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