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RE: joke time
March 31, 2016 at 3:44 pm
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Why do we call them "buildings" when they're finished being built?
And why are they "apartments" when they're together?
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RE: joke time
March 31, 2016 at 3:48 pm
I had an epiphany once, but I went to a doctor, got a shot for it, and it cleared up.
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RE: joke time
March 31, 2016 at 6:17 pm
(March 31, 2016 at 2:07 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Why do they call them "freeways"? We pay taxes to have them built. And why do they call them "highways"? I didn't know asphalt could toke a bong.
And why is it that we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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RE: joke time
March 31, 2016 at 6:46 pm
(March 31, 2016 at 2:07 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Why do they call them "freeways"? We pay taxes to have them built. And why do they call them "highways"? I didn't know asphalt could toke a bong.
And why do they call it "rush hour" when all you can do is creep along at two miles an hour? okay why do they call it "asphalt" when it's no damn body ass's fault?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: joke time
March 31, 2016 at 6:50 pm
Mom: Boys, I want you to clean up your room.
Little Johnny: Come on, mom. This is the lived in look.
Mom: It's not the lived in look that bothers me. It's the died in smell.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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RE: joke time
April 4, 2016 at 3:49 pm
Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
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RE: joke time
April 4, 2016 at 9:02 pm
(April 4, 2016 at 4:56 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (April 4, 2016 at 3:49 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
We "Broil" in the oven even though it has the word "oil" and we "fry" chicken in oil even though it sounds more like "fire".
And where was the first chicken fried?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
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RE: joke time
April 6, 2016 at 6:16 am
Do not do this at work, although it would be fun to see if the caller is paying attention.
Answering the phone, "Charlie's morgue, you kill em we chill em".
Or, "Joe's morgue, you nab em we slab em".
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