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RE: joke time
February 21, 2017 at 3:11 pm
Did you hear the one about the Catholic neutrinos?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: joke time
February 22, 2017 at 2:48 am
I've got a confession to make.... I was brought up by my dad. My mother left me before I was born...
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RE: joke time
February 22, 2017 at 4:03 am
Why is it hard to solve a redneck murder?
The DNA is all the same and there are no dental records.
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RE: joke time
February 22, 2017 at 4:30 am
A distressed old woman phones up her GP and says, 'You told me I had to take that medication for the rest of my life!'
'That's right. What's the problem?. Asks the doctor.
Hysterical now, the old woman says, 'WHY does the prescription say "no repeats?"'
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RE: joke time
February 22, 2017 at 4:47 am
Two boobs ate hanging out in a bra when one says to the other, "Hey, lefty. Do you know that when she goes for a run I do kangaroo impressions? Boing! Boing! Boing!"
Lefty is quiet for a moment and then replies, "God, you're a right tit!"
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RE: joke time
February 22, 2017 at 4:58 am
That's one of the breast puns EVER!!
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RE: joke time
February 22, 2017 at 1:27 pm
(February 22, 2017 at 4:58 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: That's one of the breast puns EVER!!
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The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
