(February 11, 2020 at 8:17 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: So, this Irishman walks out of a bar.
Boru
But can an Irishman walk OUT of a bar without assistance?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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 But can an Irishman walk OUT of a bar without assistance? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I discovered a little bit of family history today.
In 1941 my great grandfather joined the Aussie Air Force to fight the Japanese. His friends all laughed and said he'd never take down a single Japanese aircraft. In 1978 he proved his detractors wrong. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
When they say the jokes on you, they're talking about your face.
 (February 11, 2020 at 8:22 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(February 11, 2020 at 8:17 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: So, this Irishman walks out of a bar. Walk? No. Crawl? Absolutely. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (February 11, 2020 at 9:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I discovered a little bit of family history today. I think I'm missing something. I looked up Japan air crashes in 1978, and all I came up with was JAL flight 115, and the subsequent botched repair that later cost over 500 lives. I know it's not funny if you have to explain it, but, frankly, I'm puzzled (and a little slow after two scotches). 
Disappointing theists since 1968!
Recent special "interview":
Prosecutor: "Did you murder the victim?" Me: "No." Prosecutor: "Do you know what the penalty for perjury is?" Me: "Less than murder." Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She made gagging noises... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Roman soldier 1: What year is it?
Roman soldier 2: 50 BC Roman soldier 1: What does BC stand for? Roman soldiet 2: Before Christ. Roman soldier 1: Who's Christ? Roman soldier 2: How the hell should I know? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I just found out I’m colour blind - boy, THAT news hit me like a bolt out of the orange.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I'm trying to make a vegan meatloaf but he keeps escaping.
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