An enterprising scientist tried combining human and goat DNA...
..but was kicked out of the petting zoo before he could finish.
..but was kicked out of the petting zoo before he could finish.
Dying to live, living to die.
joke time
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An enterprising scientist tried combining human and goat DNA...
..but was kicked out of the petting zoo before he could finish.
Dying to live, living to die.
Two men are having a chat at their local when the topic gets round to marriage.
‘What I don’t understand is the bit where the vicar says, “If anyone objects to this marriage” and so on. I mean, what’s the point of it? No one ever objects.’ ‘Not true. I objected at a wedding once.’ ‘You didn’t!’ ‘I did indeed. I said that the bridegroom was a drinker and a gambler. I said that he kept company with lewd women, that he had a violent temper, and would be a terrible provider.’ ‘Oh my God! What did the groom say?’ ‘I just told you.’ Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
I discovered two lumps on my car battery.
I've had them tested and there was a positive result. I hope it's not terminal.
Dying to live, living to die.
(March 22, 2020 at 2:26 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I discovered two lumps on my car battery. "BADUMP TSCH!"
Disappointing theists since 1968!
(March 22, 2020 at 2:26 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I discovered two lumps on my car battery. I got a charge out of this joke.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
RE: joke time
March 23, 2020 at 6:17 am
(This post was last modified: March 23, 2020 at 6:18 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Some religions are dangerous. Always practice safe sects.
__________________________________________ If you're trying to buy a boat that will carry a lot of animals, I Noah guy. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman waving at him and saying hello. He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from.
So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???” She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, I’m your son’s math teacher.” (March 23, 2020 at 1:57 pm)Darinda Wrote: A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman waving at him and saying hello. He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from. Amusing followup: she was both.
If you get an email entitled "knock, knock" DO NOT OPEN IT!
it's from a Jehovah's Witness who is working from home.
Dying to live, living to die.
RE: joke time
March 26, 2020 at 10:05 pm
(This post was last modified: March 26, 2020 at 10:06 pm by ignoramus.)
Just heard on the news that among many people in NSW being fined for not self quarantining, was a prostitute who received an $1000 fine.
She said "that was hard to take".... Make of it what you will...
No God, No fear.
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