joke time

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

A friend told me she was addicted to seaweed. I advised her to seek kelp.

Boru

[Darinda]

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a “Curse” he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says “maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.”

The old man says without hesitation “‘I now pronounce you man and wife'”.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Friend of mine bought a wig for a dollar. He said it was a small price toupee.

Boru

[Darinda]

Little Johnny was playing in his yard when his next door neighbor drove by pulling a trailer. He ask what did he have in the trailer?
“Manure,”the neighbor replied.
“What are you going to do with it?” asked Little Johnny
“Put it on my strawberries,” answered the farmer.
Little Johnny replied, “You ought to come and eat with us, we put ice-cream on our strawberries.”

[The Valkyrie]

Friend of mine bought a wig for a dollar. He said it was a small price toupee.

Boru

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Friend of mine bought a wig for a dollar. He said it was a small price toupee.

Boru

If you liked that one, you'll LOVE this one:

I told my wife I didn't think I had the strength to keep pushing the same boulder up the same hill. She told me to stop being such a sissy-fuss.

Boru

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I'll never forget my grandfather's last words to me: 'Stop shaking the ladder, you little cunt!!'

Boru

[purplepurpose]

God loves you.
Also God: create a place of endless torment. And to add insult to injury, He hid torture chambers, so He can f with your mind first.

[The Valkyrie]

The Oath Keepers are changing their name to The Plea Takers.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I once dated a girl who said she wanted to try anal sex, but also said she was very shy.  She told me, 'Turn off the light first, then you can stick it up my bum.'

I should have let the bulb cool off first.

Boru