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January 17, 2022 at 10:00 am
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a “Curse” he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says “maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.”
The old man says without hesitation “‘I now pronounce you man and wife'”.
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January 17, 2022 at 11:35 am
Friend of mine bought a wig for a dollar. He said it was a small price toupee.
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January 17, 2022 at 3:21 pm
Little Johnny was playing in his yard when his next door neighbor drove by pulling a trailer. He ask what did he have in the trailer?
“Manure,”the neighbor replied.
“What are you going to do with it?” asked Little Johnny
“Put it on my strawberries,” answered the farmer.
Little Johnny replied, “You ought to come and eat with us, we put ice-cream on our strawberries.”
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RE: joke time
January 17, 2022 at 4:06 pm
(January 17, 2022 at 11:35 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Friend of mine bought a wig for a dollar. He said it was a small price toupee.
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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January 17, 2022 at 5:17 pm
(January 17, 2022 at 4:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (January 17, 2022 at 11:35 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Friend of mine bought a wig for a dollar. He said it was a small price toupee.
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If you liked that one, you'll LOVE this one:
I told my wife I didn't think I had the strength to keep pushing the same boulder up the same hill. She told me to stop being such a sissy-fuss.
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January 18, 2022 at 7:04 am
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words to me: 'Stop shaking the ladder, you little cunt!!'
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RE: joke time
January 18, 2022 at 1:15 pm
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God loves you.
Also God: create a place of endless torment. And to add insult to injury, He hid torture chambers, so He can f with your mind first.
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January 19, 2022 at 1:51 am
The Oath Keepers are changing their name to The Plea Takers.
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January 19, 2022 at 4:08 am
I once dated a girl who said she wanted to try anal sex, but also said she was very shy. She told me, 'Turn off the light first, then you can stick it up my bum.'
I should have let the bulb cool off first.
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RE: joke time
January 19, 2022 at 5:37 am
Some English tourists were travelling through Wales when they passed through the Welsh town with the longest place name in the world, Llongfeckingwelshnameyouneedathroatfullofphlegmtopronounce.
They went into a restaurant, and when they arrived at the counter, one said to the girl serving, "I wonder if you could settle a bet between us. Can you please pronounce where we are very slowly?"
"Of course," answered the girl with a smile, "You're in burrr-gerrr king."
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