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RE: Astrology-loving MP seeks health answers in the stars
July 25, 2014 at 10:41 pm
Anyone ever tried paying one of these twats according to homeopathic principles?
Like, offer 0.10% of what they want, and if they complain, offer to dilute by a further factor of 100,000.
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RE: Astrology-loving MP seeks health answers in the stars
July 25, 2014 at 11:06 pm
Back at the start of 2010, my Sam and I took part in a mass homeopathic overdose protest outside Boots, the high-street chemist chain. It was meant to raise awareness about the bullshit hype; as well as deliver a petition to the store, which is recognised as a trusted pharmacy by the general public. Anyway. afterwards we gathered in a local pub for a drink or three and to use their free wi-fi to upload our photo and video footage. From where we were sitting, the signal was for some reason weaker than elsewhere in the pub. I commented that we were getting homeopathic wi-fi, so it ought to have been the most powerful connection.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Astrology-loving MP seeks health answers in the stars
July 25, 2014 at 11:18 pm
Anyone ever tried curing heroin addiction by converting the addict to homeopathy ???
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