How would today's Jihadis execute Muhammad ?

[vorlon13]

As noted in another thread, it is quite likely Muhammad, Blessed be his Name, would be deemed an apostate these days by his more zealous followers.

Let's speculate on how they might put Muhammad, Blessed be His Name, to death for not being Muslim enough.

I'm thinking hacking his head off with a dull bayonett might be pretty high on the list.


I'd also entertain suggestions on what might become of Aisha.

Just raped? Or killed in the same manner as Muhammad, Blessed be his Name? Or perhaps once widowed, remarried by one of the Jihadis ??

[Chad32]

That's the problems with fundies. Once you go too far to the extreme, you lose sight of the teachings of the very person you're seeking guidance from. Same with christianity.

[Minimalist]

Rocks.

Seems to be their answer to everything.

[Crossless2.0]

Death by ham.

[JesusHChrist]

Stuff sparrows down his throat until the beaks start sticking out of his stomach.

[vorlon13]

Muhammad allowed one in his 'inner circle' to carry around a kitten all the time. Kittens are unclean, big time, and I can imagine, just that one thing would be enough to merit death.

[Cato]

Two birds with one stone...

Pull the Sphinx down on his head.

[Endo]

Muhammad allowed one in his 'inner circle' to carry around a kitten all the time. Kittens are unclean, big time, and I can imagine, just that one thing would be enough to merit death.

Seriously? I suppose then that Islam can be defeated by the internet's bottled excess cuteness.