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RE: Well what happens after we die?
August 15, 2014 at 1:28 pm
After I die, I'll be sitting for supper at the Lord's table, dining on insalata caprese, linguine bolognese, spinach sauteed in garlic and olive oil, and garlic bread. This meal will be accompanied by a wonderful Cabernet from eastern Washington (yes, Cali has nice cabs, but some in Washington are quite fantastic). Lots and lots of Cab will flow from the nearby Wine Volcano our Lord provides. He will touch us with his Noodly Appendage if the mood strikes and it frequently does!
After dinner, we will be entertained by a never-ending buffet of the finest strippers our stripper factory can produce! Short ones, tall ones, big tits, small tits, blondes, brunettes, Asians, slutty white chicks and all other modes and manners that pleaseth a Man. For an extra "donation" said strippers will take to the Lord's Backroom whereupon many delicious and delectable stripper-treats will be on offer. An ATM is available for this purpose, subject to a $20/transaction fee. Sorry! Even Heaven ain't free. Lots of overhead you see...
Is not our Lord a GREAT LORD?!?
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RE: Well what happens after we die?
August 15, 2014 at 1:44 pm
(This post was last modified: August 15, 2014 at 2:54 pm by Mudhammam.)
Well, first I intend to wake up on a dark, cold slab of stone in a small enclosed room with nothing but cavern rocks around me, and a gate that leads nowhere except to a pit of darkness. Then a cranky elevator shaft will slowly ascend and stop at my gate, which will immediately fling open. Naturally, I'll board the elevator and it will begin its decent into the middle of the earth. I imagine I will see the wicked mining the shafts of hell, such as Epicurus, Celsus, Einstein, and of course, the Kapo of their group, Christopher Hitchens. My elevator will finally arrive at HQ where I'll be given a number and my tortured existence in eternity will officially begin.
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RE: Well what happens after we die?
August 16, 2014 at 7:10 am
(This post was last modified: August 16, 2014 at 7:10 am by ignoramus.)
and then you and Min will look at each other and say: Fuck me!, the pricks were right!, they were right.
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RE: Well what happens after we die?
August 16, 2014 at 7:20 am
(August 15, 2014 at 1:44 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Well, first I intend to wake up on a dark, cold slab of stone in a small enclosed room with nothing but cavern rocks around me, and a gate that leads nowhere except to a pit of darkness. Then a cranky elevator shaft will slowly ascend and stop at my gate, which will immediately fling open. Naturally, I'll board the elevator and it will begin its decent into the middle of the earth. I imagine I will see the wicked mining the shafts of hell, such as Epicurus, Celsus, Einstein, and of course, the Kapo of their group, Christopher Hitchens. My elevator will finally arrive at HQ where I'll be given a number and my tortured existence in eternity will officially begin.
You seem very experienced in imagining this. 
I was going to say something trite about becoming compost and, if I plan it right, perhaps there'll be party for my buddies. But I like you movie better. 
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RE: Well what happens after we die?
August 16, 2014 at 7:28 am
(August 16, 2014 at 7:10 am)ignoramus Wrote: and then you and Min will look at each other and say: Fuck me!, the pricks were right!, they were right.
...and then one will ask, "So, any regrets we didn't go to the other place to kiss Jesus' (or Allah's) holy ass for all eternity?"
The other will say, "No."
And the first will say, "Me, neither."
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... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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