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Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?

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Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
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Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
July 31, 2014 at 3:12 pm (This post was last modified: July 31, 2014 at 4:06 pm by Whateverist.)
Birds do it, beasts do it, even fucking turtles do it. So why would god make this so wide spread but then guilt trip humans?

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RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
July 31, 2014 at 3:47 pm
(July 31, 2014 at 3:12 pm)whateverist Wrote: Birds do it, beasts do it, even fucking turtles do it. So why would god make this so wide spread but then guilt trip humans?

http://youtu.be/TvLZxG6pB6U

http://youtu.be/p9CG7sAnICU

http://youtu.be/x6NzN-91yOg

http://youtu.be/PGHfTstfWwk

god didnt do it. Man did.
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RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
July 31, 2014 at 3:52 pm
I thought God killed a kitten everytime ?
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RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
July 31, 2014 at 4:03 pm
There are still a shitload of kittens around....the shelters are full of them.
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RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
July 31, 2014 at 4:05 pm
(July 31, 2014 at 4:03 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There are still a shitload of kittens around....the shelters are full of them.

Okay boys, we've got work to do.
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July 31, 2014 at 5:54 pm
Taking one for the team, eh?
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RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
July 31, 2014 at 6:11 pm
The monkey and turtle are fucking nasty. I felt sick watching it.
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RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
July 31, 2014 at 6:14 pm
If baby jesus cried everytime someone jerked off then I mary wouldve drowned him by now
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
July 31, 2014 at 7:20 pm
(July 31, 2014 at 6:11 pm)KUSA Wrote: The monkey and turtle are fucking nasty. I felt sick watching it.

The turtle's equipment was pretty alien looking. Not sure what a receptacle for that wang giblet would look like.
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RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
August 1, 2014 at 1:05 am
Man, that was some hot shit Big Grin Please post more! Tiger

Won't you do it... for me? Giraffe
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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