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Atheist Forums Accent Tag! Round 2
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Noodly1 is a guy and I talked to him today and his accent is....*swoon*
  (September 3, 2014 at 3:51 pm)oukoida Wrote: Done filming my "Italian accent" and "Italian speaking" videos today! Gonna edit and post it tomorrow! ETA: video editing delayed due to pre-exam anxiety - sorry girls, I'm too busy shitting my pants today!  wish me luck plis
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." (September 4, 2014 at 11:48 am)oukoida Wrote:(September 3, 2014 at 3:51 pm)oukoida Wrote: Done filming my "Italian accent" and "Italian speaking" videos today! Gonna edit and post it tomorrow! I'm sure you'll do fine. Good luck.  Eat peppermints, apparently that makes you smarter and more alert. 
RE: Atheist Forums Accent Tag! Round 2
September 4, 2014 at 12:20 pm
(This post was last modified: September 4, 2014 at 12:21 pm by Lucanus.)
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."  RE: Atheist Forums Accent Tag! Round 2
September 4, 2014 at 4:30 pm
(This post was last modified: September 4, 2014 at 4:30 pm by Clueless Morgan.)
(September 4, 2014 at 12:14 pm)Losty Wrote:(September 4, 2014 at 11:48 am)oukoida Wrote: ETA: video editing delayed due to pre-exam anxiety - sorry girls, I'm too busy shitting my pants today! You're sure he'll do fine shitting his pants? :p Good luck with your exams, oukoida  (September 4, 2014 at 12:20 pm)oukoida Wrote: As for the peppermints... remember, I'm in Italy... One cup of this and you become like the guy from the movie Limitless I didn't think the espresso was all that effective in Italy... It was good and I drank a lot of it, but then again I think I have a high tolerance to caffeine.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." RE: Atheist Forums Accent Tag! Round 2
September 4, 2014 at 6:02 pm
(This post was last modified: September 4, 2014 at 6:06 pm by Lucanus.)
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."  RE: Atheist Forums Accent Tag! Round 2
September 4, 2014 at 7:38 pm
(This post was last modified: September 4, 2014 at 7:41 pm by Cyberman.)
(September 4, 2014 at 11:48 am)oukoida Wrote: ETA: video editing delayed due to pre-exam anxiety - sorry girls, I'm too busy shitting my pants today! This too shall pass. Extra kudos for not sharing video of it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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