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Losty? Are You Okay?
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Losty? Are You Okay?
August 3, 2014 at 3:14 pm
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/03/re...y-cookies/


Quote:Report: IL man tries to strangle woman to death for eating his last 3 Chips Ahoy cookies

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RE: Losty? Are You Okay?
August 3, 2014 at 3:27 pm
I found her. She was in Area 69.

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RE: Losty? Are You Okay?
August 3, 2014 at 3:27 pm (This post was last modified: August 3, 2014 at 3:57 pm by Shaggy.)
All joking aside, Decatur is about an hour from where I live.

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RE: Losty? Are You Okay?
August 3, 2014 at 3:46 pm
When I saw the title of this thread, my brain went right to Smooth Criminal.

But that's gotta be a shitty way to die, knowing in your head that the reason your getting strangled to death is over 3 cookies.
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RE: Losty? Are You Okay?
August 3, 2014 at 3:51 pm
If he was trying to strangle her to death, she'd be dead. This guy just polled a Homer Simpson is all.

I'm glad Losty was just in A69. *runs to A69
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Losty? Are You Okay?
August 3, 2014 at 3:59 pm
(August 3, 2014 at 3:51 pm)Luckie Wrote: If he was trying to strangle her to death, she'd be dead. This guy just polled a Homer Simpson is all.

I'm glad Losty was just in A69. *runs to A69

Ah I read that wrong, I'm thinking he went through with it.
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RE: Losty? Are You Okay?
August 3, 2014 at 4:02 pm
*blushes

Heyyy flying narwhal Wink I still remember what your name means..

*hops back to A69
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Losty? Are You Okay?
August 3, 2014 at 4:09 pm (This post was last modified: August 3, 2014 at 4:09 pm by Losty.)
I make the cookies, I do not steals them....usually. Besides he could never get me in A69. Too many hotties to protect me in there. If I ever am being strangled, I'll be sure to post a thread to let you guys know Wink
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RE: Losty? Are You Okay?
August 3, 2014 at 4:54 pm (This post was last modified: August 3, 2014 at 4:57 pm by FlyingNarwhal.)
(August 3, 2014 at 4:02 pm)Luckie Wrote: *blushes

Heyyy flying narwhal Wink I still remember what your name means..

*hops back to A69

Haha beware the flying narwhal.
(August 3, 2014 at 4:09 pm)Losty Wrote: I make the cookies, I do not steals them....usually. Besides he could never get me in A69. Too many hotties to protect me in there. If I ever am being strangled, I'll be sure to post a thread to let you guys know Wink

I'm pretty sure too that if you ever did steal some cookies, you'd enjoy the punishment.
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RE: Losty? Are You Okay?
August 3, 2014 at 6:11 pm (This post was last modified: August 3, 2014 at 6:12 pm by Losty.)
I'm pretty sure you're right Angel
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