Is everything okay with you folks?
July 24, 2015 at 4:54 pm
(This post was last modified: July 24, 2015 at 4:57 pm by Tartarus Sauce.)
It's a nice little park you've commissioned here. I'll come take strolls through your gardens every once in awhile to soothe the spirits and ease the mind. I'd chat with the locals and soak in the scenery, then I'd be on my way again. However my excursions would always be beset with frustrations for things would always change everytime I would return. My preferred benches to relax on would be gone and replaced with dew covered, sharp and bumpy rocks. The lakeside pathways I'd routinely trot down in glee would make unexpected dips into brambles and thorn bushes. Most tragic of all, when I'd go to get sucked off by my favorite street corner prostitute, Luchessio the Ab-Chiseled Stallion, he would be nowhere to be found, and in his place would be Paulie the Emaciated Ass-Crack Sniffer.
Yes, like any naturalized urban recreational zone, yours had its own druggie population, and the drug of choice for the denizens of AF.org was username changes. However I notice things have stayed relatively stable since my last visit, and I wonder what has led to this state of equilibrium. Did the username change drug supply run dry? Were its suppliers and cartel controllers all busted? Were the rehabilitation clinics a resounding success?
Whatever the cause, I'm happy to see that you lot have seemed to kick off your bad habits for the most part, and look forward to ambling down your garden pathways unburdened by any further difficulties.
Yes, like any naturalized urban recreational zone, yours had its own druggie population, and the drug of choice for the denizens of AF.org was username changes. However I notice things have stayed relatively stable since my last visit, and I wonder what has led to this state of equilibrium. Did the username change drug supply run dry? Were its suppliers and cartel controllers all busted? Were the rehabilitation clinics a resounding success?
Whatever the cause, I'm happy to see that you lot have seemed to kick off your bad habits for the most part, and look forward to ambling down your garden pathways unburdened by any further difficulties.
freedomfromfallacy » I'm weighing my tears to see if the happy ones weigh the same as the sad ones.
