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Andre Johnson Severs His Own Penis after declaring he is a God
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RE: Andre Johnson Severs His Own Penis after declaring he is a God
August 9, 2014 at 11:26 pm
(August 9, 2014 at 11:20 pm)Jenny A Wrote: What's a couple months give or take a severed penis or two?

Unless it grew back.
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RE: Andre Johnson Severs His Own Penis after declaring he is a God
August 9, 2014 at 11:34 pm (This post was last modified: August 9, 2014 at 11:35 pm by Jenny A.)
Do you remember the Bobbitt's? Didn't exactly grow back, but he did get it back. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt
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RE: Andre Johnson Severs His Own Penis after declaring he is a God
August 9, 2014 at 11:46 pm
Having doctors reattach does not count.

A god should be able to handle that himself.


http://www.whywontgodhealamputees.com/


Of course, 'god' seems a tad weak on that point.
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RE: Andre Johnson Severs His Own Penis after declaring he is a God
August 10, 2014 at 12:02 am
What if he actually is god? I mean, Old Testament God was super obsessed with foreskins, what if this is just a more advanced state of the same psychological illness? Thinking
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RE: Andre Johnson Severs His Own Penis after declaring he is a God
August 10, 2014 at 12:06 am
(August 10, 2014 at 12:02 am)Esquilax Wrote: What if he actually is god? I mean, Old Testament God was super obsessed with foreskins, what if this is just a more advanced state of the same psychological illness? Thinking

But he certainly didn't reattach any foreskins. Perish the thought.

And yes, deciding to mark the Jews by genital mutilation is rather . . . odd is a kind way of putting it, ain't int.?
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RE: Andre Johnson Severs His Own Penis after declaring he is a God
August 10, 2014 at 12:20 am
Ay Caramba!!! I can't image anybody doing that for any reason! That would freakin' hurt!!!
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RE: Andre Johnson Severs His Own Penis after declaring he is a God
August 10, 2014 at 1:12 am (This post was last modified: August 10, 2014 at 1:21 am by Violet.)
(August 9, 2014 at 9:37 pm)Zidneya Wrote: Normally I would say. Great! Because there are some people that shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. However in this case it's useless because he already has two daughters….. they're must be really proud of him right now.

What's worse to you... crazy peeps who inflict themselves unknowingly upon others' DNA...

Or insane people who would knowingly pass their insanity to their children anyway? Thinking
(August 9, 2014 at 10:30 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Cutting off your dick isn't going to get rid of the urges to have sex, genius.

Testosterone and libido are pretty close. It won't get rid of them... but it sure as hell can get rid of a whole lot of them.

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(August 9, 2014 at 10:48 pm)psychoslice Wrote: He is now a goddess.

Were it so easy.

(August 10, 2014 at 12:20 am)A Theist Wrote: Ay Caramba!!! I can't image anybody doing that for any reason! That would freakin' hurt!!!

I sure can.

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RE: Andre Johnson Severs His Own Penis after declaring he is a God
August 10, 2014 at 1:55 am (This post was last modified: August 10, 2014 at 1:55 am by Zidneya.)
Insane people who would knowingly pass their insanity to their children.
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RE: Andre Johnson Severs His Own Penis after declaring he is a God
August 10, 2014 at 2:57 am
Maybe this is why he wants out of his contract with the Texans. Oh wait....
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RE: Andre Johnson Severs His Own Penis after declaring he is a God
August 10, 2014 at 4:20 am
Wasn't there a couple other penis cutting suicide attempts around the same time? Seems a pointless thing to do in a suicide attempt.. Surely picking a taller building should have gotten more attention.
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