Stupid Ways To Die Thread

[Minimalist]

Many years ago while I was working, lunch hour consisted of about 8 of us sitting around a conference room reading the papers. One running joke was the Stupid Ways To Die Contest in which a story of a particularly asinine way of dying would attract our attention. For many years the leader was the parachute instructor who jumped out of a plane without his parachute.

Anyway, I spotted this today and thought it might be a good idea to resurrect - (that means, to bring back to life for the jesus freaks) - the concept.

The first entry.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/12...ps=gravity

Man Dies After Vibrator Gets Stuck In Rectum

[vorlon13]

I don't know how 'stupid' it rates, but I can assure everyone that dying of West Nile Fever would definitely suck. And I guess since a little spritz of OFF would have kept me well, it would have been worth the bother.
FWIW, 80% of people bitten by a a WN infected skeeter develop no symptoms.

I've been assured I'm immune to it now, but I am also possibly be going to need to recuperate for a couple of months.

[Darth]

Disappointed that this was not a late post of this video

[StuW]

[DramaQueen]

To di widout God. Bye bein fooled bye saitans wispirin tinkin u kan fool GOD THE ALMIGHTY.