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Stupid Sayings
#1
Stupid Sayings
"It is what it is."  Well duh, makes me want to vomit. 

"What goes around comes around."  Karma bullshit. 

"We have to fight for our love."  Then it wasn't fucking love.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem




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#2
RE: Stupid Sayings
"Jesus loves you."
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#3
RE: Stupid Sayings
"Your car keys are always in the last place you look."

No shit. That's the definition of finding something.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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#4
RE: Stupid Sayings
If you really loved me you'd just know what to do.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem




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#5
RE: Stupid Sayings
Cheap at half the price... WTF
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#6
RE: Stupid Sayings
" Family values" -- there' s some undefined bullshit pretending to be moral. Really? Who' s family? The Addams? The Mansons? The Family? ( mafia ) There s some variance to those values.

"Policy going forward" - again - some undefined bullshit. If things are going off a cliff, is " forward" really a good idea?

" Common Sense Legislation" - anytime you hear this one - break out the
Vasoline - because an ass reaming is imminent. When a proposed law is 1700 pages long - common sense says to set fire to it and start over.

"Bipartisan action" same as " Common Sense Legislation" but requires far more lube - as the goal is to screw EVERBODY.


You get the idea...
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#7
RE: Stupid Sayings
Tomorrow is another day.  Thanks for clearing that up, genius.  All this time, I thought 'tomorrow' was some obscure species of dwarf baboon.

Laughter is the best medicine.  Right-o.  Sod those antibiotics, I'll just laugh this infection away.

Crime doesn't pay.  What a contemptible lie - of course crime pays.

I had the time of my life.  You won't know that until you're dead.  And then, you won't know it.

He hasn't a care in the world.  Give it a minute - cares tend to come rushing at you like water through a broken dam.

Any friend of yours is a friend of mind.  Meet these friends before you make that kind of commitment.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#8
RE: Stupid Sayings
"Same difference"

"The first time in 4 years"..... IF it happened before that 4 years THEN IT WASNT THE FIRST TIME. Stupid crap mostly used in sports stats.

^^^^ It really should should be, "The last time was."
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#9
RE: Stupid Sayings
"Make yourself at home."

If you're family, that's fine. If not, consider it the hyperbolic piece of polite insincerity I intended.

And get your fucking shoes off my coffee table.
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#10
RE: Stupid Sayings
Everything happens for a reason.
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