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These Things WILL Come Back To Bite You In The Ass
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These Things WILL Come Back To Bite You In The Ass
August 24, 2014 at 11:47 am
From the "You Should Have Thought of This Before" Department.


http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/24/ma...mpossible/

Quote:Massachusetts man fears his horns, ’666′ forehead tattoo will make a fair trial impossible

Quote:The lawyer for a Massachusetts man who has a “666″ tattoo and horns implanted on his forehead believes that his appearance will make it impossible for him to find an impartial jury or receive a fair trial, The Republican reports.

James G. Reardon, Jr. is worried that the appearance of his client, Caius Veiovis, will distract jurors from the facts of the case, and petitioned Hampden Superior Court Judge C. Jeffrey Kinder to allow him to show potential jurors a photograph of Veiovis before jury selection.

[Image: Screen-capture-of-Caius-Veiovis-via-WWLP...15x345.jpg]


That's a good bet, Nostradamus.
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RE: These Things WILL Come Back To Bite You In The Ass
August 24, 2014 at 11:52 am
Damn! He stole my passport photo! Angry
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RE: These Things WILL Come Back To Bite You In The Ass
August 24, 2014 at 12:13 pm
That's a tough break, man. Just try to get them removed, or covered up, or something.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: These Things WILL Come Back To Bite You In The Ass
August 24, 2014 at 12:26 pm (This post was last modified: August 24, 2014 at 12:27 pm by Jackalope.)
Pro-tip: when adding things to your to-do list, "get horn implants" and "tattoo 666 on face" goes *after* "stand trial for murdering and dismembering 3 people".
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RE: These Things WILL Come Back To Bite You In The Ass
August 24, 2014 at 1:16 pm
I feel for this bloke. I'm often worried that the small dragon tattoo on my right arm will make it tough for me to get a fair hearing if I'm ever on trial for hunting dragons without a proper license.

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RE: These Things WILL Come Back To Bite You In The Ass
August 24, 2014 at 1:26 pm
Hell, a little dab of Cover Girl, and he will look just fine.
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RE: These Things WILL Come Back To Bite You In The Ass
August 24, 2014 at 1:39 pm
That's why tattoos and implants are haram. Allah is wise people, Listen to him.Tongue
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August 24, 2014 at 1:43 pm
Going serious a bit, seems like Caius has a rather overt personal creed he lives by, I'd think acceptance of the consequences of that would be in character for him.
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RE: These Things WILL Come Back To Bite You In The Ass
August 25, 2014 at 1:39 am
Um, still serious.

His facial modifications to me don't register as 'effeminate'. Rather, they seem to enhance, by my skewed sense of attraction, his masculinity.

IOW, he looks kinda hot.
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RE: These Things WILL Come Back To Bite You In The Ass
August 25, 2014 at 2:11 am
He looks like a schmuck.
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