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The Book
January 19, 2010 at 5:59 pm
"Thou shalt not worship gods that rather sit on their ass instead of curing kid cancer"
Holy Purple, Book of Credulity, Psalm 217
"Mind ye, ye brethren, for I sayeth to you that I will drown him in hot chocolate three times in a row whoever chooses a god on geostatistical grounds"
Holy Purple, Book of Love, Rant 37856
Thus spoke Purple Rabbit, the one I represent here.
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RE: The Book
January 19, 2010 at 7:09 pm
(This post was last modified: January 19, 2010 at 7:09 pm by Rhizomorph13.)
Stop that!
I think we have quite enough fake religions out there...
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RE: The Book
January 20, 2010 at 3:58 am
Oh good... another "lets stroke Rabbit's ego" thread.
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RE: The Book
January 20, 2010 at 3:11 pm
(January 19, 2010 at 7:09 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Stop that!
I think we have quite enough fake religions out there...
Fake religions? Why the tautology?
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RE: The Book
January 21, 2010 at 8:45 am
Oooh this looks like fun.
Thou shalt not sit on your arse in Church pretending to pray.
Thou shalt instead get on your motorbike and RIDE!!!
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: The Book
January 22, 2010 at 5:45 pm
To be a real religion you need to introduce an inherent flaw in humanity. Thus:
The One Commandment
Thou shalt not be.
- Meatball
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RE: The Book
January 22, 2010 at 5:58 pm
Great Meatball, now we've got original sin by default!
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RE: The Book
January 23, 2010 at 4:48 am
I'm assuming it's a requirement, though, for the clergelmermen??
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