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That Day will come as a trap on all the world

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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 17, 2014 at 11:40 pm
(September 17, 2014 at 11:35 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: I prefer Professor the drag racer.

He dresses up as a woman and races?

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 17, 2014 at 11:49 pm
ROFLOL
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 17, 2014 at 11:50 pm
You guys....

What is Jesus going to do with you?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 17, 2014 at 11:51 pm
(September 17, 2014 at 11:50 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: You guys....

What is Jesus going to do with you?

I'm not into necrophilia.

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 17, 2014 at 11:56 pm
(September 17, 2014 at 11:35 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: I prefer Professor the drag racer.

(September 17, 2014 at 11:50 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: You guys....

What is Jesus going to do with you?
Hmmm, got me remembering Ministry's, Jesus Built My Hotrod song.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 12:26 am
(September 17, 2014 at 11:50 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: You guys....

What is Jesus going to do with you?

We'll probably just hang out together in the sticks and get hammered.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 12:44 am
(September 17, 2014 at 11:50 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: You guys....

What is Jesus going to do with you?

I'll bring a hammer. You bring the nails.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 1:00 am
(September 18, 2014 at 12:44 am)Minimalist Wrote:
(September 17, 2014 at 11:50 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: You guys....

What is Jesus going to do with you?

I'll bring a hammer. You bring the nails.

Please don't kill Jesus. He's a pretty chill guy.
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 1:11 pm
In light of this thread, here's an article about the Heaven's Gate cult, which convinced most of its members to commit suicide in the 1990s and still has a working website. Hey, if the world doesn't end, you've still got to pay your hosting fees!
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 18, 2014 at 5:42 pm
I sure learn a lot here.
Had to look up what a hoon is.
I think I left Hoonville as a teenager, but for sure, after my early 20s when my buddy and I used to play racer with motorcycles on the way home from work late at night.
The VW was purposely made to be nearly police invisible and quiet .
Besides, nobody races against what looks like a stock bug, and this one would tend to go sideways up to about 60 and second gear. Kind of unsafe and scary.
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