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That Day will come as a trap on all the world

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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 21, 2014 at 2:04 pm
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Re: RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 21, 2014 at 2:05 pm
(September 21, 2014 at 2:01 pm)little_monkey Wrote: So is the rapture still on, on Sept. 25th, or has that been nixed? LOL.
Me wanna know too.

Keep asking but prof keeps dodging.

Tick tock! Rupture happening this week! Or not.

Same as it ever was.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 21, 2014 at 2:07 pm
(September 21, 2014 at 2:05 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Same as it ever was.

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 21, 2014 at 2:08 pm
Yes, as far as I know.
I haven't been dodging Bro, some of these posts slip by when I'm not looking.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 21, 2014 at 2:42 pm
Thank you for clarifying prof.

I needed to know how to plan out my week. Grocery list, garbage day...
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 21, 2014 at 2:45 pm
I'm supposed to be meeting with my wife's pastor on that day. Should I expect to find his office empty, and if so, can I have his desk?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 21, 2014 at 2:48 pm
I'm eying all the churches. I reckon they'd make good barns, given their current use.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 21, 2014 at 2:49 pm
(September 21, 2014 at 2:48 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I'm eying all the churches. I reckon they'd make good barns, given their current use.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 21, 2014 at 2:49 pm
Hookers and Beer!

That is how I will prepare!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 21, 2014 at 2:54 pm
(September 18, 2014 at 11:59 pm)RobZombi Wrote:
(September 18, 2014 at 11:50 pm)Beccs Wrote: Nothing to say, huh?

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