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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 22, 2014 at 9:19 am
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(September 18, 2014 at 9:02 pm)professor Wrote: I commanded that they would find no work anywhere near here- only far far away.
To me it seems a bit excessive to ask a god to basically take away peoples livelyhood to solve the problem of some noise on tuesday nights. Especially given the fact that you believe that your god actually listened to you.
So I'm wondering what you would ask god to do to them if they, lets say, were noisy every night?
Wouldn't it be possible to pray to god for the band to just lose interest in playing instead of just fucking up their whole lives?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 22, 2014 at 10:56 am
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Wait, what...not only can Proff foretell the future- he can lay curses on people?
Proff....if you'd be willing to use these dark arts for profit...I've got a few names on a list. Or is that not how it works, not really a contractor type relationship - I'd have to go to the supplier to get a quality curse?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 22, 2014 at 11:05 am
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Three days until the hour when profession promised to rapture himself away from this forum, where those without any knowledge of the god whatsoever nonetheless can accurately prophesied god would not rapture him into the heaven on that day, or for that matter, ever.
Tic toc tic toc.........
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 22, 2014 at 11:54 am
Uhhh... what's that called when you get so excited to tell somebody something that you forget really important details, like the whole point of telling them that thing?
That's what you have going on professor. Every one of your posts leaves me feeling like I was supposed to know an extra crucial detail going into it.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 22, 2014 at 12:00 pm
The suspense is killing me!
Trumps, Demon Hordes, Son's of Man with Swords in Mouth, Whores tortured, billions slaughtered....
OR
Coffee, OJ, a biscotti and check work email. Sexy time with the GF if I can work my naughty ways upon her.
But which one will it be?!?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 22, 2014 at 12:07 pm
There are at least two of those things from either category that you might be able to combine for a hell of a time....
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 22, 2014 at 12:17 pm
(September 19, 2014 at 8:03 pm)professor Wrote: What I am saying is my understanding, knowledge and confidence on who God is, and His whole plan is not contingent on my being right on that date. Come on, man. You're not supposed to backpedal until after the date arrives and nothing happens!
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 22, 2014 at 12:52 pm
Being that we (you guys and me) are such polar extreme opposite ends of the "Normal" spectrum-
I thought my post about last night's talk with Wifey might at least amuse one a little.
I struck out again??
Regarding the rock band, I was so pissed off at their inconsideration (they could not bend one iota to a simple modification to bring a modicum of peace to the neighborhood (which every drummer knows about) that I let them have it.
Whether for good or bad, anger can be a powerful motivator.
Jesus spoke to the fig tree and it withered immediately- you think no one owned that tree?
Maybe Maybe not.
It WAS a prophecy to Israel (the fig tree was Israel and it was supposed to have fruit on it. Fruit is something good. The curse was a picture of the retribution that fell because of both not producing fruit and rejecting the promised Messiah)
I guess I better shut up here.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 22, 2014 at 12:53 pm
No please, this some great fanfiction, keep going.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 22, 2014 at 12:58 pm
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You let em have it with what, both ends of the athame, every pin that could fit in the doll?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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