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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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#891
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 12:15 am
Did fuckface get sucked up to heaven yet?

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 12:55 am
Are we really that lucky?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 2:13 am
Shit. I've got to cover the ulcer clinic today. I HATE the ulcer clinic, only agreed to do it cos I was relying on the apocalypse to cancel it!
That's on you prof!
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Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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#894
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 2:50 am
Almost three in the evening, still no rapture. Was pretty dead at the Red Rooster earlier, but I think that's got more to do with the food than any kind of divine reckoning. Tongue
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 4:15 am (This post was last modified: September 25, 2014 at 4:49 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Shortly after 8:00 pm, here. Been out and about all day, saw no appreciable reduction in the local population and have come to one of two conclusions. Either A) Kerikeri is the most sinful place on earth and we all got 'left behind', or B) the professor's got his head so far up his arse that his breath smells like shoe polish.

After deep and careful consideration, I'm going with option B.

Boru

Addendum: whups - fucked up the joke. Last clause should be '...so far up his arse that he can see his own teeth.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 4:21 am (This post was last modified: September 25, 2014 at 4:23 am by Mystical.)
Panic

IT'S DOOMSDAY ITS DOOMSDAY!!!

TongueANIC: Panic Panic

QUICK! SEND ME YOUR MONIES VIA PAYPAL AS FAST AS POSSIBLE BEFORE YOU'RE RAPTURED PROF!

I'll take care of my dogs for you!

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Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 4:31 am
There's no flying Dutchmen in Holland atm.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 4:45 am (This post was last modified: September 25, 2014 at 4:47 am by Jacob(smooth).)
http://myfox8.com/2014/09/24/four-large-...ed-states/

"Witnesses across the United States have reported several strange sights in the skies over the last 24 hours.

The American Meteor Society is reporting that four large fireballs were spotted across the country on Sept. 23"

Panic

I REPENT!

bollocks. Too late.
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Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 5:32 am
Aw, come on, Min. That picture is clearly a gross misrepresentation. I mean, they're all fully clothed, ffs.

(My phone's got a wicked sense of humour. As I was typing that last sentence, autocorrect was doing its job and suggesting likely words. It genuinely wanted me to say "they're all fucked".)
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 5:33 am
When was it supposed to happen?
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