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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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#951
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 3:00 pm
Maybe because there is no 'jesus?'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 3:02 pm
(September 25, 2014 at 3:00 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Maybe because there is no 'jesus?'

But I hear he mows lawns (and steals hubcaps)?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 3:05 pm
(September 25, 2014 at 3:02 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(September 25, 2014 at 3:00 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Maybe because there is no 'jesus?'

But I hear he mows lawns (and steals hubcaps)?

I know a Jesus, he makes a mean enchilada.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 3:08 pm
(September 25, 2014 at 3:05 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote:
(September 25, 2014 at 3:02 pm)Beccs Wrote: But I hear he mows lawns (and steals hubcaps)?

I know a Jesus, he makes a mean enchilada.

But is it THE Jesus?

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 3:15 pm
Actually Stimbo I figured you would be the one to object. Sorry for the mistake.
Here is a link as per your suggestion, thanks:
http://atheistforums.org/thread-21461.html

Yes, there have been scads of antichrists (every pope has been one, if you say you are the Vicar -replacement of someone and that someone is Christ- you are a fake- an anti-Christ and every pope claims that title) but they are not THE antichrist.
FAF, I mentioned today, I consider the identity of the AC a fact, not the date of Departure.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 3:18 pm
(September 25, 2014 at 3:15 pm)professor Wrote: Actually Stimbo I figured you would be the one to object. Sorry for the mistake.
Here is a link as per your suggestion, thanks:
http://atheistforums.org/thread-21461.html

Yes, there have been scads of antichrists (every pope has been one, if you say you are the Vicar -replacement of someone and that someone is Christ- you are a fake- an anti-Christ and every pope claims that title) but they are not THE antichrist.
FAF, I mentioned today, I consider the identity of the AC a fact, not the date of Departure.

Oh my god I love the fact that someone called the Pope an antichrist.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 3:23 pm (This post was last modified: September 25, 2014 at 3:26 pm by Cyberman.)
(September 25, 2014 at 3:15 pm)professor Wrote: Actually Stimbo I figured you would be the one to object. Sorry for the mistake.

Not merely an objecion; also a request for reasonable discourse. It's sort of expected in a discussion forum.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 3:28 pm
Yep, still not going to watch the videos, Prof I think it would be better for you to just list every reason that you think Barrack Obama, the president of the United States of America, is the anti-Christ.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 3:30 pm
Can I have your buggy after the rapture, prof?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 25, 2014 at 3:55 pm
(September 25, 2014 at 2:50 pm)Beccs Wrote: SO there must be thousands of anti-Christs out there.

I've seen it claimed that it's everyone from Napoleon to Hitler to Stalin to Obama.

Makes you wonder why Jebus doesn't do something to reduce their apparently swelling ranks . . .

He's waiting for them to reach critical mass, so it's worth his while.


(September 25, 2014 at 3:08 pm)Beccs Wrote: But is it THE Jesus?

You'd better believe it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
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