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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
October 1, 2014 at 12:19 pm
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(October 1, 2014 at 8:01 am)Hezekiah Wrote: I read that God uses the things that are foolish to man's reason and logic, to put to shame the pride or arrogance that is cultivated from that. For me that was my personal turning point back to Christianity. You found the exaltation of ignorance by an obvious and threadbare excuse - explicitly acknowledging that this shit doesn't make sense......a reason to go back? Now -that- puts shame to my pride, as a member of the same species. GG god. Who is it you worship again? Loki?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
October 1, 2014 at 12:31 pm
(October 1, 2014 at 8:01 am)Hezekiah Wrote: I read that God uses the things that are foolish to man's reason and logic, to put to shame the pride or arrogance that is cultivated from that. For me that was my personal turning point back to Christianity.
Oh so we should embrace the illogical and imaginary and shun the logical and real.
Gotcha.. That's definitely christianity for ya.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
October 1, 2014 at 1:54 pm
(October 1, 2014 at 12:56 am)RobZombi Wrote: I repent for getting into any debates or arguments with anyone, such is not Gods will for me or anyone doing His will. We are called to be as wise as serpents and gentle as doves. Please accept Jesus Christ into your heart. Today is the day of salvation. As long as you have breath in your body, you can be saved. When you die it's all over, eternity awaits you. God is knocking, please answer the call. Bye all.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
October 1, 2014 at 1:58 pm
I want an answer: did rapture occur on the 25th, or whatever date it was supposed to happen?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
October 1, 2014 at 2:01 pm
I think the world ended, and then everything got put back exactly the way it was so we wouldn't notice. Or something.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
October 1, 2014 at 2:02 pm
(October 1, 2014 at 1:58 pm)little_monkey Wrote: I want an answer: did rapture occur on the 25th, or whatever date it was supposed to happen?
Yes!
And I'm the Anti-Christ.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
October 1, 2014 at 2:07 pm
(October 1, 2014 at 1:58 pm)little_monkey Wrote: I want an answer: did rapture occur on the 25th, or whatever date it was supposed to happen?
It started, a few Christians rose intro the air and started celebrating, until they realised they were on a plane and the other passengers were laughing at them, then they shut up.
Others began to disappear but Lord Odin stopped them saying we need dumb people to balance the rest of us.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
October 1, 2014 at 2:08 pm
(October 1, 2014 at 1:58 pm)little_monkey Wrote: I want an answer: did rapture occur on the 25th, or whatever date it was supposed to happen?
I guess in our faithlessness we missed our own demise.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
October 1, 2014 at 2:08 pm
I blame myself, I'm too heavy for God to lift up.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
October 1, 2014 at 2:13 pm
(October 1, 2014 at 2:08 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: I blame myself, I'm too heavy for God to lift up.
Proof he's not all powerful.
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