Worst movie you've seen

[Drich]

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We really need to break this down into categories:

1. Worst movie that inexplicably became a smash hit:
Me: Twilight
My Wife: Stay

2. Worst movie hyped up by the critics and couldn't be saved even by the powerhouse cast of actors and actresses:
Me: Nell
My Wife: Budapest Hotel

3. Best worst movie when you want to see an unintentionally comically bad movie you can heckle with your friends in MST3K style:
Me: Deep Blue Sea
My Wife: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

4. Worst Mary-Sue movie:
Me: Twilight
My Wife: Twilight

5. Worst Marty-Stu movie:
Me: Good Will Hunting
My Wife: Good Will Hunting

6. Worst sequel to a good movie:
Me: A lot of competition for this one. The nominees are Crow 2: City of Angels, Highlander 3 (never saw 2 or 4), Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.
Me: And the winner is... Crow 2
My Wife: Blues Brothers 2000

7. Worst prequel to a good movie:
Me: Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
My Wife: Star Wars: Phantom Menace

8. Worst movie my spouse made me see:
My Wife: Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter
Me: Yeah, I deserved to be called out for subjecting her to that.

9. Worst movie that relied entirely on special effects not understanding that viewers need acting and plot:
My Wife: Starship Troopers
Me: Van Helsing

10. Worst movie due to bad acting
Me: The Borne Identity (Matt Daemon)
My Wife: Red Sonja

11. Worst bastardization of a great series to make a horrible movie, fuck you Fox
My Wife: Dr. Who (1996)
Me: Dr. Who (1996)

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I really liked Nell.

Play, heem no Neva mine chicka pea. use gotta 'B' like a tea in da 'Win.

(It helps if you read it out loud)

[Zen Badger]

"A Serbian Film" is a specific disturbing movie.

Just reading the synopsis of the plot was enough to give me nightmares.

Never mind actually seeing it.

[Darkstar]

"A Serbian Film" is a specific disturbing movie.

Just reading the synopsis of the plot was enough to give me nightmares.

Never mind actually seeing it.

Agh! Now I read the synopsis!

hock:

All I can say is that I pity anyone who has seen that movie.

[Zidneya]

[Zen Badger]

It's one saving grace is that it makes Sharknado look plausible.

[Darkstar]

Was this movie supposed to be bad? I'm pretty sure Sharnado was supposed to be cheesy, but this looks even more ridiculous.

[Little lunch]

Ok, now I've read the plot to 'A Serbian Film.'
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever read or heard of.

[FatAndFaithless]

Ok, now I've read the plot to 'A Serbian Film.'
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever read or heard of.

Yup, ASF is pretttttty fucked up.

[Zen Badger]

Ok, now I've read the plot to 'A Serbian Film.'
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever read or heard of.

When did some one sit down and think this shit up?

And how the fuck were they able to convince other people that it was worth making?

[Rev. Rye]

Ok, now I've read the plot to 'A Serbian Film.'
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever read or heard of.

When did some one sit down and think this shit up?

And how the fuck were they able to convince other people that it was worth making?

Apparently, it was actually fairly well recieved, presumably because the film is apparently a metaphor for life in Serbia. In the words of the director, "You are fucked from birth, and the fucking doesn’t stop even after you’re dead." If that's really true, all the horrifying sex scenes actually make sense in context. With all this in mind, it doesn't seem so incredible that A Serbian Film was made.

And, besides, I've read a fanfic that makes A Serbian Film seem positively mild. Say what you will about the newborn porn scene, at least it wasn't the hero doing it. And Srdjan Spasoevich seems to understand that there's something wrong with the sex scenes. And there's no bestiality in A Serbian Film. The story is here, and it should really go without saying that it's very much NSFW.