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Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.

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Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
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Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
September 13, 2014 at 2:38 am
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RE: Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
September 13, 2014 at 3:51 am
That's awful, poor kid. Who decides which objects are venerated?
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RE: Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
September 13, 2014 at 6:58 am
I would argue, sorry but that doesn't look like Jesus.
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RE: Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
September 13, 2014 at 7:56 am
Stupid kid, but criminal? No.
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RE: Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
September 13, 2014 at 8:06 am
I'd better take down my photo of what I was doing to that statue of a bull during Chinese New Year in Asia. And the pig statue too.
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RE: Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
September 13, 2014 at 9:14 am
Kid should sue the city / landowner for creating an attractive nuisance, IMHO. (I jest - but the suggestion is only slightly *less* ridiculous than giving someone a two year sentence for playing a little Leapfrog Jesus.
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RE: Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
September 13, 2014 at 9:33 am
I can imagine the 'venerated object' statute is extremely selectively invoked. Might even say capriciously invoked.

Maybe the kid should apply for an NEA grant for performance art ??
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RE: Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
September 13, 2014 at 9:37 am
Wouldn't he be protected by the first amendment? Seems pretty cut and dry.
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RE: Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
September 13, 2014 at 3:42 pm
It's not a sex act since his penis is not out of his shorts smacking Jesus in the lips.
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RE: Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
September 13, 2014 at 4:08 pm
Despite Jesus' wishes to the contrary . . .
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