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RE: Air Force to allow the omission of "So help me God" from enlistment oath
September 18, 2014 at 4:49 pm
If you're ever worried that you may have created a Christian strawman, just remember that Pat Robertson exists and that you've likely nailed it. God bless his soul. The fucking bastard.
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RE: Air Force to allow the omission of "So help me God" from enlistment oath
September 19, 2014 at 1:59 pm
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(September 18, 2014 at 3:54 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: (September 18, 2014 at 3:52 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Pat Robertson losing his fucking mind about it!
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/pat-r...-they-fly/
Work yourself up into a stroke and die, fuckface.
My favorite part of that was when he freaks out with "How can they fly?!"
..With physics, Pat..
No, silly. With Jesus! Because the emptiness in Pat's head is filled with Jesus.
(September 18, 2014 at 4:57 pm)Dolorian Wrote: (September 18, 2014 at 4:45 pm)ShaMan Wrote:
good one!
Also, wasn't there a Jewish radical in this one book who supposedly flew- oh, I forget but that book started with a B.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.