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So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 7:08 pm
I remember one morning getting ready to leave for work. Sam looked up at me, all pink and warm and cosy with that 'just woken up' look that drives me out of my mind, and asked what time I was meant to be there. I told her, and she grabbed me by the tie and said "phone 'em up and tell 'em you're gonna be late".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 7:17 pm
(October 1, 2014 at 6:43 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: God I love that girl. :-)
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Provide proof she is not all talk and no action.
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 7:20 pm
I want to see proof of Shonuff's handwriting, just to compare.
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 7:20 pm
Well, the proof is in the pudding.

Sigh, I suck at innuendo.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 7:20 pm
Sucking is best.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 7:21 pm
(October 1, 2014 at 7:20 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I want to see proof of Shonuff's handwriting, just to compare.
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You think she'd fall for it? Big Grin
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 7:47 pm
(October 1, 2014 at 7:21 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(October 1, 2014 at 7:20 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I want to see proof of Shonuff's handwriting, just to compare.
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You think she'd fall for it? Big Grin

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MUWAHAHAHA!

...Now I just have to hope she doesn't snoop on here before she comes home...or else all could be ruined! :-(
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 7:50 pm
My wife left me a note too. It said "I love you honey". I am a very grateful man indeed.
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 7:51 pm
(October 1, 2014 at 7:47 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote:
(October 1, 2014 at 7:21 pm)Alex K Wrote: You think she'd fall for it? Big Grin

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MUWAHAHAHA!

...Now I just have to hope she doesn't snoop on here before she comes home...or else all could be ruined! :-(

Here's what to say, "No, I didn't post that! Oh no, my phone has been hacked. Dammit that must be why naked pictures of you are now up at <insert name of website here>"

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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 7:57 pm
(October 1, 2014 at 7:08 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(October 1, 2014 at 7:01 pm)Exian Wrote: When she gets home, you should be wearing nothing except a sock on your johnson, à la the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Good idea, just don't confuse it with putting a hot chili pepper on your johnson à la the Redsox.

Baaaaahahahaha God damn it. This got me. Kudos and a rep for you.
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