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So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
How do you know she meant sex for sure hmmm?
Angel
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
She might have meant she's going to get you to do the hoovering.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
(October 1, 2014 at 8:11 pm)Stimbo Wrote: She might have meant she's going to get you to do the hoovering.

"Blow your mind".

I immediately thought of Kurt Cobain . . .

Confused Fall

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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