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Child dies in hot car while parent is in choir practice
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(October 8, 2014 at 4:51 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: If you think about it, God apparently lost the ability to make shit ex nihilo after creating Adam, since even then he had to use a rib to create Eve. I guess he got plumb tuckered out. Poor baby~ That probably explains why all the miracles have been a case of diminishing returns since the big epic stuff at the beginning. Universe from literally nothing - fucking showstopper. How do you top that? Rib woman - meh, not quite as impressive. I mean, new life and all, but somehow lacking in ambition. Then all the plagues and natural disasters - seriously? That the best you got? Water into wine - a decent home brew kit can get you that. Now it's just getting desperate. By the time we get to "God" writing its name inside fruit and doodling its face on toast, it's like a flash-in-the-pan pop star, trying to rediscover that original magic and never managing to work it out. Next stop, a lonely, drug-ridden death in a seedy, piss stained basement lit by a single bare bulb.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Stimbo,
That diatribe is very disrespectful and insulting to the Christian God! Please don't stop. RE: Child dies in hot car while parent is in choir practice
October 9, 2014 at 12:39 am
(This post was last modified: October 9, 2014 at 12:41 am by Thumpalumpacus.)
(October 8, 2014 at 4:53 pm)ShaMan Wrote:(October 8, 2014 at 4:49 pm)Luckie Wrote: Also, Shaman, love you dude but Beccs is right.I have been invited to leave this 'discussion' and I have done so. Speak your mind, what's the worst that can happen? You get banned? An infraction? Shit, if the point is important for you to make, follow it up with full blood. We might or might not agree, but there are many here who will take your points without butthurt -- and many of us who, even though we disagree, will pipe up for you. Speak your mind, let the slowpokes chase your tail.
Honestly, for any in question-- just read the thread. That's what I did.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
Very easily. Smurfs are a bunch of cunts.
There you go.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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