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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
August 17, 2018 at 12:55 pm
Sick Ricky is banned?! Shut the front door! 😯
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
August 17, 2018 at 12:57 pm
And fucking bolt it.
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
August 17, 2018 at 3:28 pm
He'll just reincarnate as a sock. That seems to happen a lot actually. Karma's a bitch!
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
August 17, 2018 at 3:44 pm
Guise, it's just temporary.
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
August 17, 2018 at 6:10 pm
(August 17, 2018 at 3:44 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: Guise, it's just temporary.
You tease.
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
August 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm
Temporary bans have precisely the same effect as permanent ones: The offender never seems to take the hint he's not wanted and always comes back. Always.
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
August 18, 2018 at 4:30 am
Clearly, I'm not privy to the inner workings of the High and Holy Council Of Moderators (not until I get those cameras working again, anyroad), but just out of curiosity, why was Little Rik banned for a week for trolling, but Alex got perma-banned for the same offence?
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
August 18, 2018 at 4:40 am
Alex couldn't plead insanity
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."